wormy

Why the hell are National South sides dishing out three year deals?

Grealish is laughs tbf. Proper early morning booting out chat.

Tbf they really were really struggling to work around little Sammy's schedule. One more skive and he's facing exclusion.

One of the more natural examples of a newbie using an NUFC phrase. That top looks class on him too. He's going to become a legend.

I hope they start getting real weird with these fan welcomes. By the time we finally seal Trafford on deadline day I want it interspersed with Tyneside Life explaining the pedestrianisation of Newcastle City centre.

The bolded is the important part. With that in mind, how about selling Longstaff?

Tbf they've now spent enough years in the PL to qualify from 'breath of fresh air' to 'nothing club that should go down in place of a genuine club' in between the same guy bemoaning the cartel six maintaining the status quo.

From Portugal? Club cutting costs by avoiding direct flights? Makes you wonder.

But what happens when you throw Targett's wages in to the mix?

We had any pervs hiding in bushes to snap him heading in for his medical yet?

We've passed up two offers already? Make this reason #785 I'm not a prominent figure in football. I wouldn't have the arse for that and would've been taking their first bid.

My money's on 24.

I'm still wetting mine. Just in a different way.

We making him run to Newcastle? Classic PIF not giving it their all.

Jesus I must've completely missed him modelling the the 90s tops before. He makes even them sexier.

Nothing but love and respect. But for injuries I imagine he'd have had way better offers than the Ashley/Bruce era of the club. He more than proved that in the Howe era and is well deserving of etching his name in our history alongside the others, both in the trophy win and CL qualifications. It's a shame there couldn't have been a better goodbye for him but I'm sure he'll get a few good receptions in future, whether on the pitch or (hopefully) just visiting. All the best to the man, wherever he lands.

When are we introducing punishments for failed transfer thread starters? This has gone on long enough.

They knew exactly how to break the N-O algorithm with that title.

It's crazy the amount of times I feel I've seen Willems talk about NUFC considering it was just a half season loan due to the injury. Mad the effect this club has on so many players.

Ah, man. Absolutely devastating. And his brother, too. I honestly didn't know he had a brother playing at his own high level. So many people in football that will probably be utterly rocked along with their families. RIP Diogo Jota and André Silva. Absolutely no age, nor no way to go.

I dare say it would be an honour to see the premier tournament in Europe donning the claret or red in our place.

But imagine all the fun we'll miss out on if the thread can't get bumped twice as much as the Minteh thread every time he plays more than 5 minutes?

For the love of God don't do this.

Thank God this saga is over. Now we can get the thread back on track truly clear up whether TCD thinks our owners are doing enough for the club to push on. I can't see that he's given his view on it of late.