danswan

Wow. All the other threads went quiet, and everyone posted on here at the same time, saying much the same thing. Cool.

Nooooooooooooo

Looks like our manager himself could do the job...

FFS! What has the size of his head got to do with anything? If we miss out on this transfer due to Allardyces head size I will be furious.

Incidentally, when are we going to get a comical mascot with a giant head?

We should have celebrity geordies working for us. That bird off Coronation Street who's married to Dennis off Auf Weidersein Pet could work the bar on matchdays single handed I reckon.

He had a go at Warnock's family and made them cry

Cunting? New one. There was a show on BBC 3 last night about the origins of the word 'Cunt'. Did you know there used to be a street in London where whores plied their trade called 'Cuntgrope Lane'? Quality

Now that one's put to bed, could someone make a new thread please? How about a nice optimistic one like that Lloyd gentleman made?

The question surely should be why hasn't everyone got one?

Arrrrrrrrgghhh. Stop it! It's rIiculous!! Not REDICULOUS

In some cultures, the breaking of eggs over ones abode is considered a compliment

Left Back I don't get this idea that it's a huge waste of talent playing left back. It's a position which gives you freedom to get forward, you see a huge amount of the ball which he needs and if your full backs are attacking it goes a huge way to limiting the opposition's escape routes when you have them under pressure. I can see Zog and Duff/Milner interchanging on the left, both having the energy to get back and cover. In Zog and Duff we have two naturally left sided players, why not play them together and really have a go at teams, especially at home? Ths would also apply to Duff, when fit. Of the best full-backs I can remember, less and less are what I would term 'defenders'. Maybe Gary Neville fits that description but what about Cafu, Cole, Carlos, Evra etc etc. Zog is currently a better option than anyone we have at the club to play left sided, either full-back or wing.

I would, too. I wouldn't fancy going somewhere else I was going to spend half my time sat on my arse on the bench and the other half out of position. Of the clubs that have come in for him, there's really only Sunderland and Boro where he would be fairly assured of getting a regular game. But that's like being asked to choose between lethal injection or hanging. Nice analogy. Personally I would choose drowning(Everton) as I hear its a lovely way to kick the bucket

Errr.. Is that not lager and lime then? Personally I would be drinking neat meths.

Can I join the gay weatherman club?

Last time I remember a young toon player doing well for his country and being hailed the 'next great thing' was... erm Michael Chopra?

He was hardly over celebrating though, he just kind of stood there.

That's how it begins

I think we should do it, but bring in Bobby Robson in a new role, director of director of football.

If this were true, Ashley would be a complete mentalist. The chances of it being true are none to zero though.

Why not? Who the f*** measures people in foot??? (excluding oddball foreigners of course) Because others have another way of doing it then it makes them odd? Anyways back to the topic, if he's that promising.. i believe that f****** spurs or any other teams like chelsea would have a look at him. And even drenthe won't be rated at a cheap 1m pounds. Yes. Odd and threatening to my way of life. And I think you'll find that non-foreigners use feet and inches, this is traditional going back to the days when they discovered Winston Churchill's feet measured exactly 12 inches. We'll be weighing them in litres next.

Who the fuck measures people in centimetres??? (excluding oddball foreigners of course)

Yes but if I told you I'd have to kill you

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