danswan

Yes

Thursday??

One. Game. Man! I blame the internet. They never used to print the league tables in the papers (maybe they did in the pink, cant remember) until at least 3 games in. Hoping for a city massacre tonight with Elano the ringleader as I took a chance and made him captain in the fantasy footy.

I've never seen him play before. He sounds like a good player and I hope he proves to be as if he çan read the game and tidy things up a la Woodgate, it will benefit not only the team, but young Mr Taylor too. Sounds good, just a little unsure as I have never really rated Brazillian defenders. Not at defending anyway.

how the fuck should i know where the ç symbol is on the keyboard? Dunno. No need to fuçking swear though, you çunt.

It's not Casapa. Or Cacapa. It's Caçapa. Heathens

Portfolios are cool

Not any more, thanks to Big Sam's wise words the other day. I fully expect all players to get 100% support on Saturday. Even Carr. If they don't, we don't deserve to challenge for anything this season.

Probably a premonition

Carr

I would imagine coming in by helicopter cuts a good half hour off the journey, meaning he can stay in bed longer in the morning. Clever.

Parker

How old is he?

Oops. might wanna remove that link before they get you Turnip is a bit harsh like. I was being a good citizen. I would accept radish though.

Yikes. I quoted it!

Oops. might wanna remove that link before they get you

It won't be. We will score within 20 minutes then proceed to dismantle the brummie half-wits with an breathtaking display of luck and sexual virility

'EPL' sounds american AND gay. 4-0 Toon. A pasting for our brummie brothers

Dyer failed his West Ham medical, according to the Sunday Mirror http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/sport/football/2007/08/12/dyer-s-doc-shock-98487-19613958/

Yay

If I had a website with lots of visitors I would try to extract every possible drop of ££ from it in the hope I wouldn't have to go to work.

We did finish 13th last season... He's a toffeeman

Currently equal first in this league

Thanks for that

I read somewhere he wanted to play and considered himself ready