Andy

To be fair, most of them have been here longer than you have

A personality would do the trick.

Or a life.

PS. Technically we've had over 1,354,585 posts, so this thread is WAY behind the times.

Nah, I'm the law. Dave just enforces me. Get it right.

Don't worry mate, it's just because Dave is above the law.

You've made that many already? I know you're on a lot, but fucking hell Dave...

A lot more than we expected. Can't remember the exact figure like.

I have a subconscious reaction to any semblance of a fixture list which screams DELETE DELETE DELETE Better safe than sorry anyway.

The truth is that I have no idea, so it's best to just not do it.

What's that supposed to mean?

Even better.

Can't believe Dave and Wullie let that title go unchanged. Carry on...

Burst out laughing at Lescott's face there.

I'd quite fancy SWP and Joe Cole, personally. As for which players we should sign... Not really bothered.

Says an awful lot that I'm dissapointed that we didn't win that. Three months ago I'd probably have settled for a defeat.

What do goals smell like? Chicken.

Don't post youtube clips please.

This. I can't remember ever been so stunned at a football match. Probably the first time my love of football started to disintegrate.

Thought it was the other way around myself :-/

I thought it was a penalty, personally. Mancini clearly poked the ball away before Brown got anywhere near it.

More a case of "not winning very often will get you relegated," I would have thought.

Give him number 6, then when he does his celebration it'll look like a number 9 anyway. Gives him motivation to score more IMO.

At the rate we're progressing, I'd basically expect us to be lifting the world cup with relative ease in 2014.

Also, if you take the first letter from the words "Geremi," "Fulham" and "Birmingham" and compile it into its more natural state of "GFB," you'll clearly see that it stands for Geremi's Fucking Brilliant. So again, it was written in the stars lads. Let's not act shocked.