Andy

Bit lop-sided imo. What if we had two left backs?

Midds two seconds faster than me. Might as well just kill myself now.

Because they bite.

Jesus fucking christ on a BMX, we all need to get a grip here mates; there isn't a hope in hell that this will happen ffs. He likes to cross the halfway line occasionally, for a start.

To be fair, I think most people were calling for Souness' head two and a half minutes into his abortive reign and were proved right.

At the end of the day mate, it comes down to the fact that we only have a multi-billionaire owner. Way I see it, we need to get this board out and bring in a multi-billion-zillionaire owner if we want to get where we belong. And frankly, champions league football is barely acceptable either. We are NEWCASTLE UNITED and we are above travelling to places like Moscow or Kiev. Or Barcelona or Milan. I won't be happy until we are so good that UEFA give us an automatic bye into the last 16 every season; which is how it should be. And when I say "happy" I mean "moderately satisfied." And when I say "last 16" I mean "don't bother turning up lads, you win by default for being so amazingly good." I was actually being very sarcastic with me comments. That comes as a shock. I wasn't.

At the end of the day mate, it comes down to the fact that we only have a multi-billionaire owner. Way I see it, we need to get this board out and bring in a multi-billion-zillionaire owner if we want to get where we belong. And frankly, champions league football is barely acceptable either. We are NEWCASTLE UNITED and we are above travelling to places like Moscow or Kiev. Or Barcelona or Milan. I won't be happy until we are so good that UEFA give us an automatic bye into the last 16 every season; which is how it should be. And when I say "happy" I mean "moderately satisfied." And when I say "last 16" I mean "don't bother turning up lads, you win by default for being so amazingly good."

Good shout.

I'm sure I don't need to say this, but please DON'T post the unedited version of his payslip on here, if you have it, as that would obviously be a criminal offence.

I saw a whole bunch of them at St. James' Park the other week.

If only shepherd was there, then we'd have won. Good post Ne5, insightful as always Not necessarily, unlike some people, I always said that Shepherd didn't actually play so wasn't responsible for playing s*** in a couple of Cup Finals, for instance. I've been saying for a year what the problem with the team is, and it isn't so simple as buying a few better defenders. If you still can't work it out, have a look. Unless you intend to continue acting like a bit of a dope. mods, is there an ignore function on this forum? if not can you please add one? No, but you do have an ignore function built into your brain. It's incredibly useful.

The clock has started. Did you remember to wind it back an hour last night?

oboy! Please can´t you stop with comments like that? He has been her in 5 months now and already you want to replace manager. That is not the solotion! It feels it was yeasterday everyone complaine at roeder, it feels it was yeasterday everyone wanted Souness out... I hope Sam don´t get sacked. In fact I hope he at least run out his contract at three years. I definitley thinks hes the one. If don´t it want be better to sack him now! Give him time like everyone other PL clubs gives their managers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it leaves you sick in the pit of your stomach when you have to travel that far back after that shite and i can tell you alot of older more experienced fans than me can't stand allardyce and his ways. he will not last long if that is his approach ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK Jesus fucking Christ. Sorry like, but calling for a manager's head after five months is monumentally stupid, regardless of whether or not you like his style of play (up to now), and is indicative of the exact attitude that is holding the club back. It's the same attitude that is applied to players (normally foreign) after two poor games upon signing. Allardyce has had one transfer window, and limited funds, to get in the players he needs. We all know that "the players he needs" was practically referential to an entirely new first-team when he first arrived. Now it's been narrowed down to a creative midfielder and a wide-man, for me. That, right there, is progress. It may not be gelling together perfectly yet, but the damage that has been done to this team in the last three years cannot possibly be repaired in 1/7th of that time. And if we keep chopping and changing managers, it won't be repaired in double that time. The impatience of football fans at times is absolutely mind-blowing.

Yeah, I saw Geremi out and about in the town the other day, and I told him he should really be cutting into himself a few times before the match kicks off - doing a bit of self-harming, you know? Didn't even want to listen though. No way is he captain material.

Well said. Though it could do with some midgets.

You 100% sure about that? million percent tbh. Here's Linvoy Primus' 2007-08 appearance record thus far: Total (Club) 0 (0) 0 0 0 League 0 (0) 0 0 0 FA Cup 0 (0) 0 0 0 League Cup 0 (0) 0 0 0 European/Others 0 (0) 0 0 0 How sure did you say? Best post ever.

For some reason I'm suddenly compelled to go with Emre.

And Chris.

Good post. I agree that the mods should get a grip. Especially James and Dave. And Indigo.

He's probably worth about £10/11m to a team looking for the super-fast-but-somewhat-erratic-midget kind of player.

Peter Petrelli will save his job in yet another bizarre Heroes Season Two subplot.

Wrong. The dinosaurs were there before they were.

There's only a limited number of posts available and sometimes we have to recycle the old ones. There's also a similar limit with users. Except replace "old" with "annoying."

don't see what the fuss is man, you can post on this thread too.. keepthe toys in the pram. ffs.... predictions anyone? reckon we could scrape a 2-1 win My point exactly, right there, you got it. We've already done all the pre-match build up, predictions etc. Stop typing things please. It's annoying. Leave then. That's me told. See you in another life lads. It's been fun while it lasted.

don't see what the fuss is man, you can post on this thread too.. keepthe toys in the pram. ffs.... predictions anyone? reckon we could scrape a 2-1 win My point exactly, right there, you got it. We've already done all the pre-match build up, predictions etc. Stop typing things please. It's annoying.