Dr. TC

Great ball.

What the f*** was Taylor doing for that goal?

Commentator: "Certainly more of a threat up front from Newcastle since the introduction of Perez and Doumbia" No fucking shit, Sherlock.

I think this is the worst game of football I've seen in a very long time

He hardly kicked anything when he had a choice. Those long throws...

Forgetting the personal stuff for a minute, he's a terrible slow keeper who can't command his area and is a poor shot stopper. He is only here because he had a connection with Pardew. Shouldn't be at the club on merit. Normally, but seemingly not today!

Ben Arfa

That last clearance of the game summed it up. Brilliant.

Love this guy

Mbembable tackle there!

More goals and assists than our team yet?

What a ridiculous penalty to concede. I also enjoyed Thauvin's disallowed goal. He showed a lot of awareness.

In the 2-3? Great shout, I was at that game. I always seem to celebrate more at away fixtures.

No doubt Bellamy against Feyenoord

That long through ball with the outside of his foot.

Who did this to his wiki? Full name Alan Mbemba pardew Date of birth 8 August 2012 (age 2)[1]

Of all the complaints they had to listen to... The season we've just had would have been very comfortable

He made me dread going to the match. I was about 9 and used to sit on the Gallowgate barriers. I remember complaining about how many times I got pushed off because of the number of goals we were scoring all of a sudden.

Austin would be the best signing we've made in years. £10-15m seems like an absolute steal.

I know that I'm alone in this, but I think it would be a decent appointment. He will clearly have a role in transfers, if he and Carr see eye to eye as is said. Hopefully he will have some influence with the higher echelons. He's also got a pretty decent track record, and knows the area. My main concern is that he's unlikely to bring back flair football, as can be seen from his hot and cold relationship with Juninho, but given the utter shite we've had to put up with over the past few years I'm willing to give him a chance.

Most believable one for a while

I think he'd be good <tin hat on>

WTF. ROFL. That video. What dickheads.

How is this not bumped after that? The lad was like a diamond shining all the brighter through being encased in a turd.

I had a dream last night that, purely for a laugh, Mike Ashley had sacked this shithead and installed HBA as manager. That is all I have to say, but I just needed to share my despair when I found out it wasn't true.