ElDiablo

Been up all night learning/revising, have a two hour exam at 12.15, rush out, taxi to Norwich train station and down to Liverpool street, across to the Bridge. Will be having a well deserved wank tonight.

I actually quite like the greeting, it's the stuff like concluding Modric uses the outside of his right foot better than anyone else in England that is slightly cringe inducing.

Watching the fox stream, why has Pleat been allowed exposure to the US?

The thought of revising seems preferable over watching this.

Can't see Lampard starting against us as well.

Need Norwich to cheer me up.

Not looking forward to this nearly as much now. Today's result and my attended record this season means loss. 2-0 Chelsea

Kneejerks, only one game.

Can't wait for the dissection of tactics and character assassination.

What in the fucking world. Need to get a semblance of something back in the second half, because this could fuck us right up in terms of belief and confidence.

If Norwich+1 comes in that's a tidy £60.

Not the most enticing quartet.

Goodbye cruel world.

My heart fluttered at the thought of Jose coming back.

Gomez yet again looks shit when I see him, Ribery did well overall but not really in an attacking sense. Bayern are a lot more organised than Madrid and will be a tough nut to crack for Chelsea. On their home ground too? You have to fancy them.

That is literally the worst thing I've ever heard.

©Neil

Cech Bosingwa - Essien - Ferreira - Cole Mikel Romeu Lampard Kalou Drogba Mata Still competitive, with Sturridge, Torres and Malouda on the bench.

£5 on Newcastle -1 £5 on Newcastle dnb £5 on Norwich +1, Cardiff, Birmingham

We'll qualify next year ahead of Arsenal and Spurs. #prediction

Villa will stay up by the skin of their teeth, they'll get a point out of their remaining games which will probably be enough.

Barca can fuck off, the useless cunts. Play the best football (possibly ever) until they have the opportunity to do us a favour. Fucking useless tippy tappy Swansea wannabees.

This.

I need to see Barca play next season.

Toldo Zanetti Vidic Coloccini Cole Ronaldo Cambiasso Scholes Giggs Shearer Henry