ElDiablo

Same team with Perez in for De Jong.

Forgot he was on the board. Christ.

Needs to go and be replaced with a big name, a galvaniser. Some no mark weedling is not what's needed, no matter how much of a good coach they are.

What else can you do.

God. We're fucking shite aren't we. That team.

Watford are well organised and hard to beat. If they can keep Capoue, Deeney and Ighalo fit they'll stay up. Norwich will go down I think. No goals in their side.

Oh GOD.

Desmond. Vardy pen in the 83rd minute after a silly Tiote challenge.

Nah.

Who on earth is Tom Heaton?!

Was thinking before I can see him getting sent off again. Dying to get back in, the pressure of his return after a few bad results, along with the fact we'll no doubt be kicking long to him at every opportunity meaning he'll be on the game all the time has me worried. Mourinho is no mug and will have instructed their centre backs to rough him and then go down at every opportunity as soon as he hits back.

Woff. Get out of town.

Referring to Roma as 'Rome', ffs. Probably about the simplest piece of info you have to remember when commentating; the names of the teams playing, and he can't do that.

Some fool tried to get some chants going for him on Monday, I was pleased that absolutely nobody joined in, even after about 5 attempts.

Spine of the team is so weak. The quartet of Anita, Colback, Mbemba and Colo away from home against a powerful, quick side. Really poor selections.

Total when I saw this result.

Stones apparently was confronted at a service station on the way back from the game last night by some Everton fans asking about his future, and broke down in tears. Poor lamb.

How refreshing it is to be able to stand the sight of our manager. Decent early signs, yesterday's result is pretty massive in the context of where we are. New manager, signings and seemingly footballing philosophy vindicated and the fans will be now fully on side you'd like to think.

Everton have got a brutal run of fixtures! Was thinking of swapping Kane for Lukaku, but may wait until Costa finds form instead.

Was blowing badly near the end but kept going bless him. Looks top class, one of those players that you can tell is the part right away.

Got bored and played my wildcard. Managed to squeeze Aguero in and kept Kane, team looks a lot better now.

That bloke cashed out his Coral bet and Pompey won. Nahhh.

Someone at work reckons Andre Gray is going to Hull for 9m.

The new Loftus-Cheek.

Splendid.