ElDiablo

Let's go fucking mental.

If you think Walcott is twice the player Townsend is then you have serious problems.

Camus leading the Tunisian plague on Cameroon's goal. 2-1 to Cameroon on aggregate 25mins left

Steven "Banter Claus" Taylor

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Shola off a HT, 2-0 down having had 28% possession.

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Should be the same gameplan as Saturday, start tentatively and keep our shape, then try to hit them on the break the more desperate they get for a goal. Sounds good in theory, we'll struggle to get back into the game if they score though, as I can't see us breaking them down any other way than on the counter attack.

I miss the '50 Cent' poll option.

About to be loosened by Debuchy, seemingly.

Getting sick of Ramsey propping my mates up in our league. Refuse to jump on the bandwagon though.

I can see the ban only lasting for a few games at most, then things will revert to type with the difference being the journos will now tread even lighter.

Dunno, that Kasami one is outrageous technique. To chest it perfectly whilst on the run then keep your body over it isn't something most players could do imo.

Man Utd cost me £30. Watford have cost me £80. Fuck it all.

So silly, we were doing well up until then. Can kiss goodbye this game now.

Jose has stung me too much with his chopping and changing of the 3 AM's. Oscar is definitely better than Michu so far this season. Ramsey and Barkley are very similar in form, position and inexperience. I hope we do well! Sturridge or Ozil captain? I've not done that well with the team so far but I reckon it's underachieved. I went for Lukaku captain, Sturridge is the logical choice but I just don't like having the mixed feelings when/if he scores!

Swap Ramsey + Michu for Barkley + Oscar and that's exactly my team.

Gerrard is embarrassing when they have the ball, he's literally 3 yards behind play. I'd consider having Jones sitting, not ideal but at least he could compete and has some semblance of defensive positioning. A better team would walk all over our midfield.

8 of our next 9 fixtures now televised. Ridiculous.

Always thought it would be good if, when a players gets fouled and injured, a chant of "fouls are very...unnecessary..they can only do harrrmmm" (Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence) got an airing.

Was never going to be pretty was it? Big win. Move on.

Hope we lose.

Okay that sounds pretty desperate (ie in light of Kinnear and Ashley being present). Chilling.

They invented Maccy D's, can't complain too much. From what I've seen of Altidore, he looks OK but no better than the likes of Holt, Kenwyne Jones, Anichebe etc