Crumpy Gunt

I was hoping the fucker who caught his shirt at Goodison would chuck it straight back to him.

HP Hopeless twat - I told everyone 2 weeks before he was on his way.

The best solution would be to not play him so we don't have to pay him. Simple isn't it?

The final whistle yesterday. The end to another abysmal season.

Tomorrows the last game of the season! And what the fuck do I do then for the next 3 months? Might take up a hobby me. What will yo do of a weekend?

Man City got the place apparently.

And Morts middle name is 'Tottingham' You could be onto summit here.

He can keep Viduka company for the next 6 months

Corrected. God forbid.

tits on page three mate.

SPIT IN SHIT OUT (By shit I obviously mean Alan Smith)

When folk get sick of seeing a procession year in year out they'll stop subscribing to SKY. SKY will then reduce its financial input. Clubs in too deep will be fucked.

Have everything to with the fact that Owens contract negotiations are not going as well as he expected or hoped. Apparently negotiations opened 6 weeks ago and maybe Keegan is trying to bring Ashley closer to Owens demands. I could be wrong mind.

The fact we never replaced him went a long way towards our dive towards the depths of the Premiership.

I think Harper could've done better on both goals.

It's a dirty job but someones got to do it.

He's going to teach our £105k per week striker how to kick with his left foot.

Emre - cowardly workshy wanker.

Thomas Neil MacDonal Marcelino Boumsong Stimson Fereday Megson Heard Fumaca Reilly Frank Pingel Mint choice there Crumpy

He went to Liverpool after Keegan went hunting the german mark. He was an awesome player.

So Keegan knocks a bunch of overpaid and seriously underperforming players into shape and were off to Moscow in 3 weeks. Well done Kev.

I thought Taylor 'did' him.

Will the existing card be credited when you renew or will I be able to launch it pitchwards when Chelseas 5th goes in? Anyone NOT renewing? If so drop me a PM.

Even if Oliver did know about Modric he should have held the story. Why would he run a story that is wholly detrimental to the signing of a major player for the Club he;'s charged with reporting on? Proves what a totally worthless cunt he is.

Bentley would do for me.