Crumpy Gunt

Amazing - slight touch and he's gone down like snipers hit him smack between the eyes. Gets hit by a pile driver square on the napper from 1 metre away and he's up and fighting in nano-second. Horrible cheating cunt.

I tend to agree. The fact he's a cheap as chips patsy will ensure he will hold onto his job. There aren't many managers who would agree to manage a Club in the way Pardew is asked to.

I see the ST holders are recieving two free tickets for the Swansea game as a wa of the Club thanking them...

Liverpool v Chelsea No chance you'll lose money on them - ebay. And there's another date later on you can cancel your order. I've got them a few times. Always hope for an Engllish vlub to get there .....

Holy shit. Apart from the set up fee QVC have done it for years. Except they screw you for p and p that in most cases is £4 or £5 OTT (and the premium rate phone number) You've easily spent £8 on top

Nah this is the first season i've been on the monthly DD scheme mate. Remember it was 11 monthly installments from 1st March meaning that i've got one more payment until this season is paid for. I wouldn't care but I read the terms and conditions, which isn't like me, and what to do if you couldn't renew for the following season but can't remember what they were now. You know what - be controversial. Pick the phone up and phone them. Explain your predicament and I'm sure they will be extremely understanding of your immediate needs. You will sleep pecefully tonight as though the troubles of the World have been lifted from your shoulders.

So, would you think that relegation clauses are a good or bad idea? Or are we too good to go down? Worst case scenario is that there'll be no pressure to sell cheap. Should actually delight Mr Ashley.

We can go down confident that all the players who have either arrived or re-signed their contracts since promotion will have relegation clauses in their contracts. Ba, Cisse Jonas, Cabaye, Anita, HBA Should easily breach the 100 points barrier.

Aye, hopefully we'll play a few more teams who have a man sent off. Personally can't see us going down but if things aren't put right through january we are going to scrape by the skin of our teeth if we scrape it at all. 7 losses in last 8 - QPR, Man u (A) and Arsenal (a) with Everton up first in the new year. If we don't beat QPR we'll be comfortable bottom three by new year. This defence is one level up from Clown school.

Didn't he bulk up the muscle too much and Pardew told him he needed a more slender physique for the position he plays.

If it's City or QPR I know when I'd prefer to have him fit.

He played a part in both goals, other than that he was one of our better players. I think you need to rethink what you typed. Schoolboys wouldn't make the mistakes he made last night. Since the Liverpool game where he spent his time on the pitch trying 'to do' Suarez instead of concentrating on what he's paid to do he's been utter shit. Colo the Clown is well and truly back.

Just get rid. No Club would offer double figures for Tiote. His definciencies* are as obvious as the nose on your face. *I don't give a fuck if thats spelt wrong

Playing like a player with no fear - of losing his place. A fucking cowardly defensive show tonight. At fault for both goals. (Tiote is a cunt aswell)

And he lives no more than a 5 minute WALK from the training ground

Be careful as this is illegal. ha ha

threads like this are an embarrassment in reality.

I'm ertain the majority would realisically expect more than 0 points from our last 4 games. The buck stops where?

To be fair, we need extra games like we need a hole in the napper. As much as I'd like to get the unwashed at home I sincerely hope we get knocked out in the 3rd round so Man U, Chelsea or Clubs of that ilk (Southampton would do...) away would suffice.

28 v 37 would be the ideal draw.

I'll stick!

It's blatant discrimination regardless.

English (Newcastle supporters) were ordered off buses on route to the stadium.

I got the same off him today.

I contacted Martin Calinnan on behalf of my disabled mate. He replied pretty much saying that the Bruge police where racist in their dealings with NUFC's supporters. For those who didn't seee my post of a week or two ago - my mate missed the game because he is disabled and couldn't get to the stadium. He tried to get a taxi (which I think was advised in the bumph that came with the match tickets) there were no taxi's to get. They were either told not work after 4pm or not to take anyone to the stadium. He tried public transport and was to 'no English allowed' Many supporters who did travel by local bus company were ordered off by police on route to the stadium. This is Bruge not Nazi Germany. The police also sent supporters on wild goose chases on route to the Stadium - through housing estates that were poorly lit and to be fair there could have been anything or anyone waiting with whatever motive . . . At the stadium supporters were told they couldn't enter the playing area as 'it was full' A steward who works for NUFC has to intervene and get suporters in to watch the game. Mr Callinan does also stress that the Belgium public and Bar owners were freindly and generally couldn't help folk enough - but the police ... were what amounted to being racist.