GeordieDazzler

Haha fuck off you scouse cunt

The fuck is this weird voice...

Cunt.

Went on Subside during the game to have a look at Benfica tops and they had the current kit in the sale for £34, refresh just after the final whistle and the they've removed all the tops except one which is back up to full price. Bastards.

Lucien Favre.

Lost in translation apparently. I'm pretty sure that he will have given the interview in Spanish not some ancient barely spoke dialect, I think the translation is pretty accurate.

Another spot on article from Eurosport's Early Doors

Paul Parker on Eurosport...

Couldnt see this posted anywhere... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/mike-ashley-watches-newcastle-united-1754859

Hasn't got a bad bone in his body man. Unlike his opponents who's bones are shattered to peices by his reckless play.

You can see Carver say the words 'Shithouse Tackle'

Haidara had only been on for like 5 minutes hadn't he?

This is what pisses me off about the little b******. Intentional or not, after it's happened he knows what he's done yet completely ignores it. Hope the little c***s career fades into nothing. Another thing, sick of hearing these so-called 'expert' opinions on it, fuck off. This. He was fully aware of how badly he caught him. If he was sorry at all he would have been straight over apologising no standing around like a glakey cunt. McCarthy as well trying to tell the ref Massido was acting. The fact that the ref didn't see it is secondary to me, the most important thing is that the offending player is banned for a very long time - I'd like to see him banned for as long as Haidara is out. Regardless if 'he's not that sort of lad' he has endangered a fellow professionals livelihood and whether that was through malice or accident he should be banned for a very long time.

Scored the Winner (Newton)

New smiley? http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/stoke-citys-welsh-manager-tony-pulis-reacts-during-the-news-photo/163453543 Sorry if Giggs

Don't care how shit the game was, ill always love beating that pack of cunts.

Fucks sake Lukaku

Didn't realise this ref had previously sent off John Terry and Steven Gerrard. Obviously knows a cunt when he sees one.

Chelsea really are a pack of cunts.

Les Mis innit? Quite fitting really.

Didn't we nearly sign Roque Junior but his wife was like 14 or something? Edit; could have been Kleberson actually.

Has no one picked up on the Pards could be here for decades comment?

His second goal is supposed to be a stunner...do bbc still do individual ge highlights for the football league?

Can we have some selected quotes after Sissoko's second?

Course, see how he develops and smack a 6 year deal in his chops later. Aye the mega contracts will only come after they have proven they are premier class after the mess with giving Ranger a 5 year deal.