GeordieDazzler

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Enrique, weak link? Fuck off Lousie.

I'll youtoob it when I get home.

I've got a phone video of Mort singing the Blaydon Races in Bambu last night, should I post it up? Bought everyone a drink again.

Black Garter - 8 3 Bulls - 9 Centurion - 10 Vaults - 10:30 There will be loads more

3 Bulls at 9am Centurion at 10am Vaults at 10:30am

Vault is opening at half 10! cheers mate that solves a problem 3 bulls opens at 9am, Black Horse opens at 6am.

Burglars Dog sums them up perfectly... "While I'm on the subject of regional stereotypes, people often ask why Newcastle and Sunderland hate each other. The simple answer is we don't: they hate us, but we just find them amusing. Have you ever witnessed such an embarrassing display of inferiority complex? We have a world-famous bridge; they get themselves a crappy fun-size version of it. We're a famous city - with the mandatory cathedral - so they mewl and whine their way to city status, whether they're entitled to it or not. Just the fact that it's Tyne and Wear and not the other way round is enough to turn them apoplectic, the poor, downtrodden, vowel-mangling oafs. And - despite the fact that we're geographically north of Wearside, you'll never hear of a mackem going UP to Newcastle - always 'through'. Or is that thrayeew? There is, however, one thing that Sunderland trumps Newcastle on, and that's the Air Show. People from Newcastle go to the airport to see planes up close, and maybe even board them to destinations near and far. Sunderland inhabitants, meanwhile, gather on beaches and in fields to marvel at the displays above them. 'Lewk, Jewley! A big metal bird flying over thee 'ouse!' Fucking airshow. Only in Sunderland… "

Yeah think so, was on .com a few weeks ago.

Was that not the Brum game?

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL

How he miss that?

Surely the fact that he's a party animal would work in our favour then?

He not got a back problem that limits his appearances?

If Cardiff City win the FA Cup then, as it stands, they are not allowed to qualify for the Uefa Cup because they are registered with the Football Association of Wales and would not be put forward as one of England's representatives. In that instance, the FA Cup runners-up would take their place in the Uefa Cup - although the Football Association are reviewing their rules.

James Sinclair from Bolton.

Lucho Gonazalez? Edit: Great minds...

Oba Martins in the Post office in Elson square. His hair looks fucking class!

Its after 12 - your the fool mate.

Spurs have only won one more game than us too.

Baheng. Very unnecessary, LuaLua was fouled when he was clean through, and Baheng runs over there after the free-kick was given and talked and shoved his way to straight sending off. They seem to be building a real team spirt in the reserves/youth ranks from what I've seen, becoming more than just the squad surpless and becoming a real part of the club.

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"We dont need Abramovich George Gillett or Tommy Hicks We dont need Abramovich 'cos Big Mike's filthy rich! Big Mike's Big Mike's filthy rich! Big Mike's Big Mike's filthy rich! We dont need Abramovich 'cos Big Mike's filthy rich!" (To the tune of the Jinky Jimmy Smith chant)

Telegraphs match report is a breath of fresh air... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2008/03/31/sfgtot131.xml

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