Ronaldo

Wrong thread.

For a top 4 team maybe, Cole would be a regular in any team outside the top 4 bar Liverpool imo I wouldn't have him anywhere near out first Xl. He's had it.

What a signing Aguero is for City.

Smith's back's gone again.

He's broad, but athletically built. Could be our Drogba... There's only one Didier. He won't ever be emulated.

A player with a bit of athleticism who can also strike a football correctly, man. I've waited all my life for this.

I'd rather keep him here. There's only one other player in the squad who can play in the same position.

Going to be a god.

Ambeobi.

Coloccini is the best defender in the world.

Did someone just light the poor guy on fire?

Ba disbarred.

Sent off.

We're so much better without Smith it ceases to be funny.

Pronounces Sunderland better than the Northern Irish, that's for sure.

This is why the US is the greatest country on the planet. Can you imagine that stinking drunk Macdonald doing this level of research?

This is actually really good.

Told you Shola would score.

I like this, man. I miss America.

This is embarrassing.

I hope Gosling is tried at RB soon.

Barton's a good player, but he's not that good, man. Tiote is ten times more important.

Another classic from Luke.