Ronaldo

Complete and utter nonsense. He's better than anyone else we've got.

fuck off

What the fuck is wrong with these stupid Ukranian cunts?

shit

watched that the day after we got relegated, the entire video is a brilliant watch

we need a smiley for a tongue-in-cheek comment, people take me far too seriously at times

I actually think that could be our best 11

Dissapeared badly on the road, which is one of the reasons Shearer scored significantly less away from SJP

ott, but it was nice. His goal against Bolton a few days later was better

just read about Carroll, very encouraging. Come on England!

To be fair, even if i myself was punched by a cage fighter in drag i'd see the funny side rather quickly

Just looked through my Skybet account, apparently I put a £2.60 treble on Germany, England and Italy at 4 minutes past 2 this morning decent return of £36

Ivory Coast would be so shit without Drogba

A fully fit Joey Barton is a still a massive asset in the Championship, in the last 2 years since the attack he's basically done nowt wrong tbh. There are signs of an improvement.

Me too. and me. The Blackburn player was Keith Andrews btw, c*** Didn't Bentley wind him up in that game at ewood when Bentley scored that free-kick and ran off shouting "that's who I am!"? Not saying Andrews didn't last season as well, but the Bentley one sprung to mind as soon as I read it. that game was before the incident which sent him to jail

who 'hounded' Lee Bowyer? Why is it that an eratic players always get accused of a lack of effort

Me too. and me. The Blackburn player was Keith Andrews btw, cunt

I've always found the ratio of black players to black managers pretty staggering. Then again, the genetic factors that give black players the advantage don't correlate with managerial capabilities at a guess

The club belongs to Ashley, more gate recipts = more money for the club

You suggested that because of his build, he was unlikely to have good acceleration. Speed over short distances comes from genetics or muscle mass. Ranger isn't even that big a guy anyway, so the point is obsolete to begin with.

Anelka isn't as good a footballer, but a better finisher and gets more goals because he doesn't work as hard for the team.

I think Shearer saw the subs bench looming when Kluivert joined and Bellamy looked easily our best player in the first half of that season, 10 goals by december man.

it's more than 6 appearances man I have faith in Nile to deliver eventually btw, just not quite yet in a starting role.

You don't take chances when it comes to goalkeeping, that should be blatantly obvious. Especially when lack of goals conceded is the only thing keeping us at the top of the table.

But probably better than at least a fifth of the rubbish we'll see at WC 2010