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Depends if you count speed, agility and muscular endurance as physical attributes. He certainly has none of them.

Wrong season. Cabaye played as an AM until January - when sold to PSG. In the previous season he dropped deeper because Tiote kept losing the ball in our half.

Yup. No idea where his stellar reputation has come from. Just Cabaye? So not Ba, HBA, Cisse, Debuchy, Remy, Sissoko etc? We all know that we had a team with a lot of quality from 2011-2014. You taking the piss or what, KI? Every one of those mentioned was well known as a good-very good player on here before we signed them. If his job's to ring up the agent of every good player and ask how much they want and would cost, fair play. The man can use a fucking telephone. As a scout he's been woeful.

Exactly what I was thinking. I can't remember a worse side at SJP.

It's far more relevant than good form when he was in his mid-20s. Naturally he's only got worse since 2013.

Not sure how you can use stats from a run of games from almost 5 years ago to advocate his ability now, like. He's noticeably slower since then and clearly hasn't really learnt a thing in that time either. More recently performances against Liverpool (0-6) spring to mind.

All 3 are nice places with very mild to non-existent winters. Spirits remain high.

Bit thick you, aren't you? I think you should combine a quick look through the last couple of pages of the thread with a trip to Google and the word 'bias'. Plenty of posts go further than praising his performance yesterday. There's no mileage in the lad, never has been. Only a matter of time before him and his brain of mush let us down or the next muscle/tendon/ligament explodes while he's jogging around the field pointing at the corner flag with his chest out.

Yep, this place really is a joke at times. We win one game 1-0 against a crap side that completely fails to turn up and the general perception of a player who's been in the first team for 12 years changes fairly significantly. He's the most injury prone player I've ever seen at NUFC in addition to having numerous glaring deficiencies as a defender.

Thanks for posting. Really enjoyed that.

Kurt Zouma.

Very fair post.

Something to do with nicking an underling's food at a restaurant, I think. You can do that, when you're the king.

Endorsed both Kinnear and Carver for the permanent job. Thick isn't the word.

I'd say anyone advocating a new contract for him wants dropping on their head, like.

Staggering how bad WBA were there. Absolutely atrocious in every department.

90% think it was OK or better? Ridiculous. What the fuck is actually wrong with you?

I didn't used to mind Gibson too much but he's obviously started wetting the bed and stuff and subsequently gone all misanthropic and cantankerous.

Bobby did speak a bit of Spanish and Portuguese.

Fucking hell how slow will he be playing injured I'm thinking Cacapa with Sol Campbell on his back.

12 years since that shitty debut.

He's a mediocre defender when fit and and having shaken the rust off. He cares and I'd rather him on the pitch than Coloccini, but that's about the nicest thing I can say about him. The pair of them together means trouble, though. Both immobile, lacking height and go wandering instead of holding their position.

Oh good, this stupid fucker crying on the last day of the season again.

Come on, both are worlds away from utter shit like Pardew and medicore pansies like McClaren.

He does. We're just very shit.