Ronaldo

Probably because he is one, becomes increasingly obvious each week that he's an attacking midfielder with excellent technique who is capable of scoring in double figures than a forward IMO. Yep.

Te quiero, Mojo.

Maybe he's walked around and seen what the women look like over there.

Fucking absurd statement.

Exactly, never would have sold him for less than £25m back then, he was a beast with a lot of promise.

Shearer, Beardsley, Rob Lee was all I could come up with better than him. Honestly, I'd probably rather watch Robert than all of them, minus Pedro, though. Nothing like a truly gifted player who can make things happen out of nothing and frequently does. Pure matchwinner.

I'm gonna assume you're on the wind-up and excuse myself.

Which frequently, you know, won us games. Daft decisions indeed.

Nah. Both contributed immensely to our attacking play. Robert was magic. He had pace, he could dribble, he struck a ball like no other player I've seen in black and white, and from around 20 yards out he was absolutely lethal. Very little to separate him and Bellamy for us. Pretty telling that Robert got more PL goals for us, mind.

It was stupid for him to have his arm out like that, mind. I like him. The only thing I worry about is his tendency to be physically bullied and subsequently panic under pressure.

Fat?

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism. Small? He's 6"2. Used to see him out all the time when I had the misfortune of living in Boro. He's my height. 6' or just over.

For a small CB Woodgate never got bullied either. Had absolutely everything apart from the required professionalism.

Think he's half a step above those. He's definitely a better player than all of those. He's our best player since Robert. Robert wasn't even the best player in Sir Bobby's team. He was by the time Bobby left.

Think he's half a step above those. He's definitely a better player than all of those. He's our best player since Robert.

What a fucking preposterous analogy this is.

What the fuck are Swansea up to?

I meant Albert.

Those of us old enough to remember when being in and out of the relegation zone wasn't acceptable saw a better one, like.

How the fuck does a goalkeeper give you 'a reaction' in training anyway?

Decent at Wolves? He was fucking deplorable at Wolves, man.

They will. He probably won't score enough, though.

Dummett our fastest player again?