Ronaldo

Jesus Christ.

I wouldn't expect you to.

Doubt it :anguish: You're honestly just as bad as Dropout sometimes What the fuck are you on about? Triggs is the man, like.

Allardyce will keep them up. He's too good to see a team go down, even if they are terrible.

I saw highlights of a game he played less than 2 years ago. Looked a totally different player. It's strange.

Cancer from top to bottom, man. People need to get their fucking heads out of the sand re. the players too.

Can't believe we gave Colo a new contract. He's fucking done. Not even just physically either. He follows the ball like an inexperienced kid. Useless.

Defence is such a joke, man. It's little wonder managers are reluctant to see us go at teams. We're there for the taking through the middle. Mbemba must be wondering what the fuck he's doing here.

Yes, it's all irrelevant. When you promote a bootlicker to the position of MD and hire a mediocre (at best) manager to run a club it's all irrelevant when things don't quite work out too well.

Well that theory pisses all over itself when you consider that McClaren didn't appoint himself. Nor did Lee Charnley.

It's inexcusable. Indefensible. And to think there are useless creeps everywhere ready to defend the club and Mike Ashley at the drop of a bottle of Taurus. Arseholes.

He was shit in France too, though. Honestly I understand optimism but fucking hell.

"No, I'm up in space, doing important work for NASA."

And you'd prefer Putin, we know.

http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mike-williamson-360.png Height: 1.94 m / 6.3 feet. Well over, boss. That was boring years ago, man. We need a good CB with physical presence and aerial ability. It's got nowt to do with Mike fucking Williamson.

Dyer's a no brainer over Sissoko, like. Very good at winning the ball from opponents, so quick with and without it and was extremely effective whether he was in-line with his man or running at him. All-round better player.

Inspired idea.

Hope this is one of the fairly rare occasions he's right.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2898771/Gavin-Peacock-faces-Twitter-backlash-former-Chelsea-star-turned-Christian-minister-accused-sexism.html Having a right laugh with it all.

Mine too. Him and Kilcline.

They look really similar to be fair to him.

You've got a really hateful personality for a pacifist, like, Sewelly.

I think I love this guy already, like. Blatantly getting a bit of a kick out of winding mongs up with the tux pics.

This year's FIFA's got girls in it. What in the fuck, man? It's 2015. Meaning what, they're suddenly good at playing football?