Ronaldo

:papiss:

That one's Michael Owen.

There really is a lot of justice to be found in the fact that Lee Ryder is an absolutely hideous man.

A ruddy disgrace. Brand new muslim hat. :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Remember that. I don't think I've ever been so confused after only 4 beers in my life.

8 months left of him. Thank God.

Eh? I was convinced it was Ian Wum, like.

I do love it when people judge Premier League players on what they've done in daft countries like France and Holland. You are a bad guy :lol:

Oh shut the fuck up about this, man.

I can think of one reason, like.

It's becoming really tiresome now, Kaka.

Don't you live in a forest somewhere in Canada, DJ?

I cleared this up nearly a day ago ffs.

Someone needs to sit down and talk to you, man.

Play alright here and we'll charter you a helicopter to Arsenal in 18 months.

No way we'd have paid £11m for a player who turns 29 this season.

He's right, though. Payet's looked smashing for West Ham since pre-season.

Woff.

It was Nolan and Smith in the middle that day. And yes, they were absolutely fucking shit. We drew 1-1.

He has to get onto the bench, first. No idea what's going with him and McShteve. McShteve had him on the bench in the fucking Dutch league during his prime. That tells you how shit he (rightly) thinks he is. Yet his alternative defensive midfield duo Anita and Colback have managed to turn us into a midfield shambles which can't defend or attack. I would agree with Unbelievable if there wasn't talk Tiote wants away, unless he gets his attitude sorted out, he won't be getting anywhere near the first team. Well, yeah, that strengthens my point about McClaren's perception of Tiote, doesn't it. It's really time to change your username to TRigger.

He has to get onto the bench, first. No idea what's going with him and McShteve. McShteve had him on the bench in the fucking Dutch league during his prime. That tells you how shit he (rightly) thinks he is.

We didn't get rid because nobody wants a midfielder who's shit going forward and too thick to protect a defence.

Again, it's what happens when you target players based on contractual vulnerability and profit potential as opposed to suitability for the league, team, and style of play.

Just genius.

Genius.