Ronaldo

Yep. Still a terrible footballer, in spite of his work rate.

They were playing against teams that weren't playing for a draw, for one.

As I said he did a decent job under the circumstances. He's proved beyond a shadow of a doubt he isn't a PL manager, though.

I don't think he's a very good football manager and only pointed that out when history was rewritten with regard to his tenure at NUFC.

I don't have one tiny spec of hatred for Chris Hughton. He's a smashing guy who did a decent enough job here. Obviously I was playfully referring to Wullie's insistence (when we sacked him) that he'd be top top manager.

I wish I had the answers. Obviously there are players in there all the time, I guess my accent's a lot different to the regular clientele and I asked for a certain table for 6 people. Within seconds I was questioned about 'the injury' and being told how much the team missed me.

I really don't think so and no.

You can see by his shape he has 2 fantastic lungs on him. It's just a shame his stamina is really the only useful attribute he has left.

They get treated like Roman Gods in there, man. I phoned up once and was mistaken for Ryan Taylor by the waiter/maître d on the other end. The bloke practically offered a blowjob with my table. Ridiculous.

Well done. I dislike the amount of cheating Barca do but the right team is certainly going to win the league.

In spite of all the good work your mate Chrissy H did there, too. Gutted.

That's more like a completely pointless and unrealistic idea.

Ronaldo, man. What a dick.

Be a vast improvement on the shitty approach we have now.

Why is every goal Real Madrid concede so defensively soft? Been the same for years.

Well clearly I mean the fact it was second division football, not the country. And I'd far rather we recruit players from that division than Ligue 1 or the Eredivise.

HAHAHAHAHA. What a terrible goal to concede.

LVG's just a poor man's Mourinho.

Considering where he came from? Unlike most of our shitty squad he came from a country that cultivates excellent footballing ability and a refined attacking approach at good tempo.

This. Even the commentator said it was all just for show. It was utterly embarrassing. Did one of the commentators not call him out for calling Perez "stupid", for taking a free kick too quickly? Or did I imagine that? It was Ryan Taylor wasn't it?

It's conflicting. In an ideal world we'd finish 17th by a single point. I think I said months ago, mind, but it's starting to look like a reality.

They're not playing today.

Spurs are an underwhelming side with the most overrated manager in the league. Don't fancy them at all.

Like going down would change anything. We don't know whether it would or not. We know staying up will mean a couple of singings in the summer, a new manager probably and most likely the end of any protests from the majority of fans until we're back in a relegation fight. And repeat.

He got injured and came back, though.