Ronaldo

Impossible not to like him, even if he’s clearly the past as opposed to the future.

Ruddy has an England cap I think. Recall him.

I like him, but he’s clearly not the one if you want to build something for the next World Cup. He’s older, slower and has become very predictable.

This exactly. Play him in his best position off a striker, not Kane.

You and Callum Wilson.

England need a striker badly, mind. Kane is now a massive weak link in games like that.

ASM more talented that Robert is a bit of a mental take mind. You’ve basically got to write ASM off as the laziest cunt on the planet for that to hold water.

ON is / was a top poster, always has been, and I hope he comes back.

Wilson doesn’t train.

Robert Ginola Hatem ASM In that order, every time. No arguments.

Nah, he’s a frontman. Just needs the ball playing to his feet. 25 goals last season up top alone.

Lascelles surely has played his last game for us? Hopefully anyway.

Brilliant, totally ties in with what I overheard at Fratelli. Pardew played Williamson instead for that vital QPR game because ‘Stevie’s an idiot and he loves the club too much’.

I don’t think Wilson’s the player he was. How could he be?

Wilson isn’t half as good at making something happen with the ball played to his feet, which is what we want, surely? Feel like it’s futile even discussing Wilson at this point. He’s still here because no one wants a player who is injured more than fit.

Marveaux ffs. Keegan had no time for gutless semi-talented footballers like that.

All the great players we’ve had and you’d choose him, really? Hatem was an immensely talented lad obvs.

Good job his backup isn’t still that clown who cost us 4th place last season.

Who would sign Longstaff?

To be fair even the wealthiest more rural areas of round here tend to vote Labour - even Alty and Sale West did this time. And tbf Man U fans from Manchester are generally absolutely sound. I don’t remember SBR ever being booed so that’s horseshit.

That collar requires a Windsor. Nicked his shoes from Sean Penn’s character in I am Sam too.

Ultimately we’re not playing well but it’s about results and 7 points from 3 and through in the cup. Got to say well done and use the break to work on the issues. Schar is a massive miss on transitions and bringing the ball out of defence. Without him and Trippier you can see Pope is all the sea with who to give it to.

I hate that midfield 3. There’s just no ball retention and 2 out of 3 of them need an extra touch. Can’t afford that. Tonali moonwalks into the team tbh.

You can’t honestly be shocked at no Sandro? Howe will play Longstaff ad infinitum because he ‘understands his role’.

Spot the difference.