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You won't get a more perfect partnership in terms of benefit to both players than Beardsley and Cole, like. Close to 70 goals between them that first season up. Just fucking dreamy.

What is this gluten-free shit I keep hearing about? World's gone mad, man.

Oh, yeah. Prague. Sweet fucking Jesus indeed. 4 American girls and the sister of one of our group. Dear God Almighty.

Hosteling, man. Holes in bathroom walls.

Totally agree! There is no point in debating Colo with Ron as it's blatantly obvious that the curly-haired one has bummed his pet dog or budgie! More to do with the fact I don't like gutless error-prone cowards captaining my football club.

I wouldn't have Colo anywhere near the team. Of the senior CBs we've got I'd only start him ahead of Williamson.

Coloccini's been terrible for 3 seasons. Physically awful, poor effort levels, consistently poor decision making. It's some sort of minor miracle that people are stupid/stubborn enough to continue to advocate his position in the team.

It always amazes me the vitriol TRon has for Williamson while defending Coloccini at every opportunity.

Nobody's writing him off at all. It's just that I can't think of a single CB under 6' who's been a success in the PL. Obviously it sounds like he's a really athletic kid so if he's partnered right it shouldn't be any issue whatsoever.

Can't think of any who've been successful in the PL, mind.

It won't work partnering him with Coloccini, anyway.

Urmston. Having a right laugh down there.

Johnson's an estate agent not too far from where I live now. I may have spoken to him on the phone without realising it, actually.

Aye, because he does that job so well.

To be fair, Cisse scores headers, elbows multiple throats, spat in Johnny Evans' face and has coitus with underage girls.

Colo isn't under 6'. Not really the issue though, obviously. He is with a haircut.

It was a fucking incredible experience, that day. I think everyone just started hugging as many randoms as possible when the second went in. I was a little anxious about the movement of the stand, like.

He almost makes Kevin Nolan look like Kieron Dyer, like. Painfully immobile.

Surely he isn't a partner for Coloccini, though? Can't have 2 CBs under 6'.

The Phil Neville thing, man. :lol:

He is better but not that much better. Williamson is a bad player but is capable of putting in solid performances at times. Taylor can look like a very good defender in some games but in other games he just completely loses the head because as you pointed out he is thick as fuck. The way I would put it is Taylor's good performances are better than Williamson's good performances but Taylor's bad games are worse than Williamson's bad games Well, it isn't really worth dissecting. Both are a disgrace to the shirt.

Taylor's better than Williamson in almost every respect. He's just thick as fuck and ludicrously injury prone.

He's an IRA sympathising arsehole and I hope his career gets ended ASAP.

Ian shut up. Sad story if you can't handle someone having a modicum of conviction in their opinions.

Ranieri's obviously a busted flush.