Ronaldo

Everton losing again.

That looked like youths busting into an old lady's home and her falling over.

His unpopularity on here is pretty embarrassing, mind. The bloke calls a spade a spade, likes to see himself as one of the fans and cultivate a strong channel of communication in that respect, and plays very attacking football. What's really to dislike? Pretty much every manager/league winning captain has a gargantuan ego, it's just generally offset by a veneer of humility.

Definitely wasn't aiming for him, then.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 2m2 minutes ago #NUFC subs v @ManUtd: Woodman, Satka, Anita, Gutierrez, Gouffran, Armstrong, Perez. #mufclive #BPL Our squad is so shit, man. Just a fucking terrible mess.

I don't think I can ever hate anyone more than Pardew if only because at least Carver knows he's s***. If he knows he's shit, and he loves this club as much as he claims to, why in God's name is he constantly licking Ashley's balls to get the manager job? Precisely. Carver's the perfect example of someone stupid enough to be totally oblivious to just how far out of his depth he is.

Happens every single time he's on TV and the interviewer(s)/pundits validate his drunkenness.

Well done, Sherwood. They've been much better in their 3 games under him.

Kaka wasn't the type of player to run games, either. I do think people forget just how good Lampard was in his 6 or 7 year prime, mind. So much more to his game than goals.

Disappointed I didn't get a name check there tbh. Part of me still thinks Kane will be a flash in the pan, mainly due to his slowness, although he has probably been the second best all round striker in the league this season. I wasn't even thinking of you. I've always found you to be pretty unbiased, cept when it comes to the Argies.

Ryan Taylor. Yay.

Triggs has just murdered you.

Of course it is We've had way worse line ups many times. We have. With most of the first team injured. Our best 11 (and 18 especially) now is an absolute fucking joke. Newcastle: Given, Carr, Boumsong, Taylor, Babayaro, Faye, Bowyer, Clark, N'Zogbia, Shearer (Bramble 74), Owen. Subs Not Used: Elliott, Harper, O'Brien, Brittain. 'dat midfield and defence. I have absolutely no doubts that side would beat the team we put out on Saturday, mind.

I do think foreign players in general, not just at NUFC, get a fairer crack of the whip on here, mind. Specifically at NUFC I think it mostly boils down to almost unlimited faith in Graham Carr. And the fact those who haven't succeeded due to being physically not up to English football - such as Anita - attract the football hipsters who ironically tend to go after the likes of Harry Kane and end up with egg on their face.

Of course it is We've had way worse line ups many times. We have. With most of the first team injured. Our best 11 (and 18 especially) now is an absolute fucking joke.

Of course he is.

I think we're in a better position than most PL fans to see Jack Colback isn't 'absolutely dreadful', mind.

We're so fucking done as a club, like. That's one of the worst first Xls I've ever seen at this level.

I refuse to believe that there's an 85-year-old Geordie internet WUM.

Jesus.

They were by far the better, more 'fired up' side for most of the game, like. Means the square root of fuck all if there's nobody to put the ball in the net.

In other words some of the supposedly very good players that escape the Eredivisie are actually good.

Good thing you haven't got a manger who repeatedly nearly got his side relegated before finally succeeding.