Ronaldo

Spoken like a true loner. And no.

1 win in 8 under this buffoon and a meaningless game against relegation strugglers is sold out. That's why there's no ambition in the boardroom.

If we could win 2 games between now and the end of the season I'd choose this one and Sunlun. Apart from that I can't actively want us to prosper with Charver picking the side.

5 more points will secure it.

As if scraping an extra win or two does us any good, anyway. It'll just help Charver get the job.

It's exactly the reason why Ashley goes on the way he does. Because he knows folk will always turn up. John Anderson Just laughed tonight when that was pointed out to him. John Anderson probably laughs at his reflection, the silly drunken bastard.

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Be a lot funnier if he managed someone else. He'll be Pardew's assistant at some point in the future and I'd rather we had as little as possible to do with him. A bloke who couldn't even learn from the likes of Shearer, Bellamy and Kluivert has no business coaching anyone else.

Probably more to do with the fact he's a thick idiot who starts sentences without having a clue how they're going to finish.

In other words, catastrophic.

This idiot makes Kinnear look like Keegan.

Completely transparent way of implying that it isn't his ability in question.

Oh well. Skimming through, I believed.

Imagine being so bankrupt for positive PR that you resort to mentioning rugby league.

He's trying to win as many popularity contests as he can. Jonas back playing for us, man. One game is fine, more than that is an absolute fucking disgrace.

His position is up front in a substandard league. So yes, he's right.

Aye, don't we know it. Thank God for the 52,000 going wild over drawing 2-2 with Hull City. The club would be right in the shit without them.

Centre backs scared of strikers go down well in Glasgee, don't they? Take all of ours.

Got to remember we only spent last summer because we had nearly £35m incoming from player sales due to Cabaye, Debuchy, Tavernier and the clause for Fraser Forster.

For instance, Colback has more goals in his last 8 games than Jonas has since 2011.

Aye, what a load of revisionist crap. Based on what? Colback's pretty average but Barton does nothing better than him. Sissoko pisses all over him even on a bad day.

It was a bust-up with another player wasn't it? Coloccini perhaps?

Nor did he when we lost 3-0 to Sunlun at home.

Quinn's great. He called the appointment of Carver 'embarrassing' on the radio.