Ronaldo

Can't be too easy for Perez, playing in Burnley in December. Winter to a bloke from the Canaries is about 17 degrees.

I really hope you're just one big wind-up, like.

Anyway still supporting this crap needs a good hard slap. Alsoran and Sammy cunting Ameobi ahead of Cabella.

Two senior strikers tbf. If Riviere's a senior striker I'm a Buddhist.

He's not even the best to have played For Liverpool in the Premier League in 2014.

Yeah, virtually impossible. We went into this season with one right back, and one senior striker - who'd been out of form for 2 years.

And overachieving in being there.

He was poor according to the ones I spoke to, like. He's said he'd rather just play reserve games than go out on loan again.

Don't think Blob is the worst. We have had Hooper, Karelse and an aging Tommy the barman. Definitely porkiest though. I don't rate Elliot but he looks like Kate Moss compared to 1996 Mike Hooper. Also, though Perez never got a look in here, he was a much better keeper than Elliot.

Aye. 'I told you so' when Gouffran is starting games.

He hasn't had that because he doesn't want to go out on loan.

You absolutely cannot play him in a central role, like. He's completely ineffective there. Stupid.

I'm past caring, personally. Shit state of affairs but it'd be just what the mongs deserve and the best thing long-term.

Such a parody, man.

He's unemployed.

I wouldn't support Neymar if he played in the PL either btw. I made it quite clear that I don't support Barcelona, I just find them far more likeable than Real and despise Real which makes me want Barcelona to beat them for the title. Something I would want with or without Neymar anyways. Glad I had to type it out twice for you. You didn't. You just said you 'jump' to players based on your nationality. Ancelotti's Italian, last time I looked.

I rate, respect and admire both. Doesn't mean I support Man City or Real Madrid. I abhor City, actually.

When he's declined I'll jump to the next Brazilian player that is performing at this level. Pretty sad that you're serious, like.

It's a tad weird, mind. What happens when Neymar's playing for Leicester City in 10 years?

Was it House?

I've said it since forever. Tiote may do 'his job' very effectively but it rarely positively impacts the scoreline. Far better without him.

Really looking forward to watching him play in MLS next season. Scoring goals and feeding through balls to David Villa. I'd like to see him play in MLS but not next season. He's still too good. Such an intelligent player he could play and score goals till he's 40. Wish Frank was coming to Orlando man Damn right. I'd get a season ticket.

Really looking forward to watching him play in MLS next season. Scoring goals and feeding through balls to David Villa. I'd like to see him play in MLS but not next season. He's still too good. Such an intelligent player he could play and score goals till he's 40.

The reason he ended up here in the first place was because nobody else really wanted him. He was a better player then, too.

His career's just going to peter out now, sadly. Not sure he'll care too much.