Ronaldo

As crap as Pardew is, I'm not quite sure what you expect from two players who couldn't even impress in Holland.

As good as he is, he isn't a top tier or second tier midfielder. He's a very good player half of the time, but no more than that.

I think what we're all wondering is, why didn't you deck him? Or even just roll your shirt up to mid-bicep? Because I was 150 miles away.

We beat them. Ha.

2004 Rooney was back for 10 seconds there.

4th is there for the taking this season. I hope Southampton do it.

He's not suited to this pace of football at all. Never impressed me in this country.

I love Aguero, like. Fantastic player.

Jovetic is so crap, man. What is Pellegrini thinking?

Anything more than £6m. We're better without him.

Yeah, can't see them losing to this rubbish. Even with Rooney back.

He's winding you up, mate. The impossible ffs.

City couldn't have cared less, man.

Cunt doing the walk of shame over the Millennium Bridge half an hour ago. More black/leather than the Undertaker. Arsehole.

He deserves credit because good players - a lot of whom are only playing because of injuries and our horrific form - have played to something approaching their capabilities, man? Give over, Ste.

Not the managers' fault that all three missed easy chances Come on, man. That performance wasn't even close to being worthy of FC Barcelona.

And paying the price for a sentimental approach to managerial recruitment. Messi, Suarez and Neymar and can't get on the scoresheet against Celta Vigo.

Barca really have descended to near farce.

Disgraceful from Suarez.

Barca, man.

It feels somewhat similar to the AVB situation. Take their big attacking star away and they're exposed for what they are. Pretty average managers who struggle to find a way to score goals.

Keegan exacerbated that situation by swapping them (the keepers) frequently. If he'd stuck with Hislop all season I have no doubt we'd have won it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't their fans racially abuse him?

Nah. He's a counterattacking player.

Not for me it wasn't.