Ronaldo

Get in.

We are done at this level when that waste of flesh strolls back into the squad.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke. I don't remember us doing that at all. The football was mostly f***ing crap too, by the way. 2nd half of season we counter attacked to great effect in away games. 1st half we had Cabaye chasing everything down as was Demba, always looked to close down opposition especially at home. We haven't ever played pressing football under Pardew. You're making that up.

In that season we pressed high up pitch, chased everything down and counter attacked brilliantly at times. Since then he has abandoned all of that ethos and resorted to a dormant footballing style aimed at boring the opposition into submission and nullifying threats, however it often results in the opposition looking pumped up on steroids and us a retarded kid that has had a stroke. I don't remember us doing that at all. The football was mostly fucking crap too, by the way.

Di Canio's. The most overrated goal in history.

I don't think it's a patch on at least 3 of Robert's goals.

Afracanz is cheapah.

Bastard communists.

Yes, but not to the extent Aarons is.

Yeah, Obertan's not got the delivery to be considered an bona fide orthodox winger to the same extent.

If Sherwood was still managing them I'd be 100% confident of a dicking like he gave us at SJP this year. Pochettino seems to be having a few teething problems in implementing his pressing style there.

Ouch, just seen the result. Means little but there's no doubt he's at this moment in time suited to a slower pace of football.

Cabella vs Gouffran. As if that's a choice.

I think you need to be put down.

Be nice if Ben Arfa had the bollocks to defend himself like that. "I don't want Mr Pardew to be sacked, great manager etc."

Van Persie's a long way from the player he was 3 years ago.

Yeah. Last side to win the league before it became the Prem/PL.

On the other hand, it's part of the reason they won't accept finishing 16th as a good season. A sense of entitlement in fans isn't a bad thing at all.

I find it impossible to believe there's ever been this much of a disconnect between ownership and the general good of the club.

It's as brainless as the idiot Man U fan who wanted Solskjaer to replace Moyes because he has 'red in his blood'.

I thought they all just spoke English.

UB can speak Dutch?

Eh… Ellis was in charge for years and they hated him. Your point being what?

A hell of a lot of them stopped going, too.