Ronaldo

He's got a perfect view of a shot from 50 yards. He's paid to read the flight of it. Great hit but a top level keeper has to be judging that better.

It's from the CC almost. Not one keeper alive would be happy with that or would defend that.

Hell of a swerve but that keeper should be ashamed.

I still wouldn't want anyone passing to him.

Who would constitute a sensible corner taker? None of them can really cross.

To be fair, he can do that and often does. His delivery and first touch just makes for inconsistency. If we're gonna play 4-4-2 it's Gouffran who should drop out with Hatem coming in.

Problem is, he's so bad out wide its affecting his confidence and he's no longer getting on the end of stuff in the box. He's not tracking his man recently, either.

Something special. :lol:

I've never celebrated my side scoring a winning goal less, like. 38 points, 40 points, does it really matter?

Nowt to do with often being a one man team this season.

Movement is creation in the hands of the right manager. Our movement is usually erratic and into the wrong spaces, i.e, cutting inside instead of getting beyond the full backs or getting Ben Arfa to track back rather than attack their bastard defenders. Cool story. The fact our corners were (perhaps rightly) being taken by our rookie local lad LB tells it's own tale, though.

Help who? None of that lot are creators, with or without movement.

Ancelotti working his magic it seems, anyway. Be amazed if they don't win comfortably now.

I don't want to defend Pardew one bit but it's no wonder we create nowt with that midfield, with or without Hatem. Just a bunch of decent players with very little about them to make things happen.

Can't believe how bad Villa were for 70 minutes of the 90. Just utter shit with no threat whatsoever.

Atletico.

Dummett was fine. Santon needs to be out of the side for a few games.

Better than anyone we've had up front since Bellamy was forced out. So sad if he's not here next season.

He never would have got sacked anyway. Its funny, for years we only really had one LB. Now we have 3 and none of them really seem to be the answer. Bit strange so many people are prepared to write Dummett off this early while certain French signings can give away goals and games without their reputations suffering one bit.

Dummett did OK.

Rather he didn't persist with Gouffran out wide, like. Awful.

It's fucking shocking like, the fact not one of them is trusted to take a set piece speaks for itself. As a 4 they're basically carthorses. Pace, penetration, creativity, intelligence all severely lacking.

This is the worst first choice midfield 4 I've seen in our colours, mind. Utter toilet.

Gouffran's a big part of the problem here, mind. No natural width whatsoever.

As if you know who that is. And you do? Yeah, a far better manager than we've got.