Ronaldo

How much did you lose, David? My record's £945 in a weekend.

Who's Tube? He must be fucking awesome.

Kind of makes it even more tragic that we aren't bedding him in now. You'd play him with Colo, though, which makes even less sense.

I still do love him, I'll have you know.

Tell me about it. I'd be amazed if Hucknall was actually born in 1960.

Dare I suggest we'd be probably be 7th if we had those two?

He really is such a cunt.

He did exactly the opposite at Real Madrid, particularly in his last year there. Always deflecting blame. Exactly. Wait till stuff doesn't go his way, it'll all be 'players who betrayed me etc' like last time he left Chelsea. Ummm, no. Chelsea 1.0 was all Jose vs Roman and his cronies. Oh yeah, Jose battling that c*** who give him hundreds of millions to build a dream team. May have had something to do with appointing Avram Grant (lol) and Frank Arnesen (at least that kind of made sense if they could've worked together) over his head and spunking 30 million on Shevchenko when he wanted Eto'o. And Madrid's just a clusterfuck no matter who's there, rumors are popping up already that they are ready to rumble Ancelotti if he doesn't win the La Liga or the Champions League. Whole situation was weird, Ronaldo has said he'd work with him again and despite being the cause of it all, Ancelotti still has Lopez as his number one over Iker. He did have a fall out with the Chelsea players according to Makelele. He was being an idiot in Spain and they didn't like it. That's the cause of his issues there. The media here love him and feed into his BS. They don't think he's a genius in Spain and they don't find his antics charming or funny. That's why when he came back he was talking about being loved and being happy. Mourinho loves to create an us vs. them mentality but it didn't work at Madrid. Half his players have won multiple trophies with the Barca guys and they all felt the rivalry and gotten over the top and personal/vindictive e.g. sticking his finger in Vilanova's eye. By the end of his reign his was talking nonsense on a weekly basis.

David lost over £2K this weekend. I like the lad but I'm struggling to be sympathetic.

Thought this was a Ronaldo post. We get it, you rate Alan Pardew.

Rooney celebrating that goal.

I was on about your comment.

Obi wanker nobi ‏@MrTeaMUTID 10m @streboRnayR Or you've hacked a pic off Darren Fletcher's phone Good one cunt. Steady on.

I'm laughing like a demented lunatic imagining Amdy Faye scoring the winner against Chelsea or that thunderbolt against WBA, like.

David's lost another grand.

He's a good player, Sidwell. Deserves better than Fulham.

The mascot, man.

I've actually just subjected myself to a full half of this tripe league. Watching white paint dry. No wonder the stands are empty.

He's fucking loads better than Amdy Faye, though. Honestly, where do you lot come from?

Penalty that. Spurs lucky to win.

He looks so rubbish, like.

Superb from Adebayor, mind. That's a CF.

Therein lies the problem, you want to bed him in but the bloke he's replacing will play when fit and you can't play them together.

Italians are bad enough but Italians from that part of the country, man. Less said about those cunts the better.