Ronaldo

Building our attacking strategy around Chris Wood when we’ve just signed a forward for £63m. Get in the bin.

Trump on election night levels.

Joselu suffered from a low goal return here (though better than Wood’s in a lesser side) but grafted his bollocks off as a lone front man. You don’t see that from Wood - he just doesn’t have the sharpness or the legs.

He plays a high intensity game. The players are so much fitter, but with that will come minor injuries. The problem will be remedied with a stronger squad.

Divvy.

We must have had more than 10 corners today with him on the pitch. He might as well have been on knees for all of them. Useless.

Bit of an exaggeration that, mind. Everyone knew Obertan and Taylor were atrocious.

Significantly inferior to the player of 2 years ago or so at Burnley. I really can’t think of one thing he’s remotely good at.

Wood the same as Almiron? You on crack, brah?

Loads of effort, no quality whatsoever. None.

Just preferred Gayle’s head down attitude. Probably helps that he wasn’t nearly relied upon as much post-2017 compared to Ritchie.

Not sure how kicking flags and generally being shit for 4 years makes you a leader.

As with Ritchie I hope we never have to see him start for us again. Got to be moving past rubbish like that.

You could add Robert in by that criteria. That one wins hands down.

A considerable upgrade on Dubravka. I hope he stays fit.

It’s just all graft and no guile though. He really shouldn’t be starting for us.

We were / are in an ideal position to build on the last 5 months of last season. If we fail to do that, and essentially go backwards, why would we be in a better position 12 months on?

I don’t think people realise the implications of us finishing in basically the same position as last season. We won’t hold on to our top players if we don’t show progression and 10th absolutely isn’t progression. We were 3 points off 8th last season despite our campaign only really starting in November.

Probably spells the end of his career here.

He strikes a ball better than a lot of the players in front of him, to be fair.

If you think our better players won’t be requesting moves away if we finish 10th you’re dreaming. 8th minimum.

Honestly, something will have gone seriously wrong if we finish 10th given we should be hugely improved on last season.

The Ashley effect.

Don’t even want him on the bench.

Feels like most of his time here has been epilogue. But a brilliant signing overall given his fantastic contribution in the Championship. A good bloke too.