LiquidAK

Target Man and Attacking Midfielder?

Damn you...

Bolton Stoke Hull I think WBA have what it takes to stay up, despite the loss of Gera.

Agreed. Someone that can do Viduka's job better than Viduka can.

Moving on... If they were good enough we'd surely have heard of them by now, they're what, 18, 19 by now? Probably went the same way as a lot of Academy drop outs.

Agreed, regardless of what you think of him personally, he is a top manager.

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/articles/chairmanspeaksout180708.html In theory, they're getting in £40m for two players, albeit their two best (and prob only) strikers. But if they get Milito for say £10 and another striker, i think they'll do alright. Realistically tho i couldn't give a flying f*** cos its Spuds! Brilliant deal for Milito, that. I thought that, £10 I'll have him for my local side, don't mind putting the cash up like.

Nope, it's just on the ticker on SSN.

The Scum have made bids for 4 Spurs players. Chimbonda, Kaboul, Tainio and Malbranque.

They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc wouldn't they also have to be in-bred to have 3 legs in the first place? Nah. Toad + Machete = Newcastle in the Champions League but of course!!!! genius!!! why go down the genetic engineering route when a good old butchering can be just as effective! What can I say? I'm a visionary...

They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc wouldn't they also have to be in-bred to have 3 legs in the first place? Nah. Toad + Machete = Newcastle in the Champions League

...Why? He's only 27 ffs, why ruin his career going there?

Bit gutted actually. Thought we had this one. Ah well there's plenty more fish in the sea like.

These pictures belong in this thread tbh.

Yeah and then something like. "You obviously want to get into the champions league THIS SEASON right? I mean you played there with Inter, so you DEFINITELY DO, right? You think Newcastle can get into the champions league THIS SEASON don't you?" Bit of an exaggeration, but what a biased question ffs, he can't exactly say no and saying yes makes him sound delusional...

I understand your concern, but having witnessed the Messiah essentially raise Nazareth from the dead anything is possible. If Keegan could get Owen going again, breath some life into Geremi's legs and bring some sense of direction to Butt's passes then I am very hopeful. Never underestimate a positive manager when it comes to things like injuries and a loss of form. If Allardyce was signing him I wouldn't be anywhere near as optimistic. you mean Lazarus? http://www.southsomerset.gov.uk/media/image/a/9/toolkit-cov2_1.jpg Kaka & friends. I like the reference to Moses, who as a carpenter would have used tools like those. Jesus was the carpenter... silly me! Yes, silly you. Joseph wasn't it?? I thought he went into the family business before doing the whole "God" thing. I don't know...

But the thing is that for Deportivo Luque really was a brilliant player.

I understand your concern, but having witnessed the Messiah essentially raise Nazareth from the dead anything is possible. If Keegan could get Owen going again, breath some life into Geremi's legs and bring some sense of direction to Butt's passes then I am very hopeful. Never underestimate a positive manager when it comes to things like injuries and a loss of form. If Allardyce was signing him I wouldn't be anywhere near as optimistic. you mean Lazarus? http://www.southsomerset.gov.uk/media/image/a/9/toolkit-cov2_1.jpg Kaka & friends. I like the reference to Moses, who as a carpenter would have used tools like those. Jesus was the carpenter... silly me! Yes, silly you.

I understand your concern, but having witnessed the Messiah essentially raise Nazareth from the dead anything is possible. If Keegan could get Owen going again, breath some life into Geremi's legs and bring some sense of direction to Butt's passes then I am very hopeful. Never underestimate a positive manager when it comes to things like injuries and a loss of form. If Allardyce was signing him I wouldn't be anywhere near as optimistic. you mean Lazarus? http://www.southsomerset.gov.uk/media/image/a/9/toolkit-cov2_1.jpg Kaka & friends. I like the reference to Moses, who as a carpenter would have used tools like those. Jesus was the carpenter...

qft

What a disappointing end that came to. Bah.

What you talking about man? This is comedy gold.

"Spurs are better than Barcelona, better than Real Madrid and even Manchester United, Spurs are the future, IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALLA OWWW WHAT THE SHITEIAM ISSSSSS COOKING" ;D

"Tottenham fan here lads..."

Maybe its like the facebook thread in chat where its a pic of yourself Any major news website doing that would be genius tbh.