Chris_R

Congratulations on moving out of the bottom 3, and stopping us moving within a point of the top 4.

Sean AllarDyche's teams really are grim to watch and play against. Proper anti-football stuff. Can't deny it's effective though.

Dyche dragging the match down to his level.

Nothing to stop them sacking the new guy on Boxing day.

Could have quoted about 20 posts here, but just a reminder to all that you have an incredibly important job as a consumer, and that's whenever any corporate entity asks you about pricing you must always tell them their prices are too high. Even if they're not. They're asking permission to increase. Don't give it.

We did of course lose that one, but it brought about our eventual takeover by Hall, and then Keegan coming in. If we'd have beaten them and gone up, those things may well have not happened. It's odd how things play out sometimes.

Said it before but I hope that when he eventually leaves us, it's because he's retiring due to extreme old age.

With their cloggers, I hope we have some players fit after then.

By nine. Need to better their 9-1 they harp on about as if it was the greatest day of their lives, despite it occurring when powered flight was still a novelty.

On the one hand I'm delighted, but on the other hand their crowd will whip their cloggers into a frenzy and they'll be flying in to tackles that could injure our better players. Can't say I'm not excited though. Cunts couldn't hide from us forever!

Always feels like a bigger game than it is, mainly because it feels so good to see the T-rex grasping at thin air as balls whizz at shoulder height past him, and then watching his borderline mental breakdown in real time when we beat them. On the flip side, seeing him happy when they win is horrible.

Because after that, some of the players who are literally named and numbered on the charts were no longer on the pitch. You want their positions tracked for 30 minutes whilst they're sitting stationary on the bench? Though you could argue for Rashford it wouldn't have changed it much...

"To see Matt Busby's Aces..."

After thar result I'm going to have a dislocated cock.

Yeah, it's doubled to £2.

Tbf in fast time I just saw it hit his arm, I didn't see it hit his chest first. I thought it was less a penalty in slow time than in normal time.

Me going into work tomorrow...

Going by the Man U and Chelsea games, normal protocol is to stick 3 or 4 past the opposition and then get riotously drunk.

Quite honestly I'd take a loss provided we don't get any injuries.

DCL is made of rice paper and Blu Tack. Doesn't matter how good a player he is, you can't trust him to run 50 yards without his legs exploding. In a laid-back, calm side then maybe he can contribute in a limited way, but he'd not get past 10 minutes in our uber-press system before at least one limb fell off. Ridiculous link. Whoever wrote it should be launched into the sea.

We won fuck all as everyone's second favourite team, so bring on the hate and a trophy please.

You don't have to have your pants on, you just have to stop shitting and put your seagull down.

Just needed to play facing a shit enough quality of goalkeeper.

All this crap being thrown on the pitch, they should just abandon the game and give us 3 points