Chris_R

This is superb. Tremendously well done guys. Really, hats off. Whereabouts was it located? I can't quite tell which corner that is that it's in.

We'll win, but I hope to fuck we lose. And lose badly. 5-0 Palace win would just be superb.

http://i.imgur.com/f7hspTv.jpg

This, every word. It is ridiculous how some people can't see that defending with 11 men simply invites pressure actually makes it harder to defend and clear your lines. 'Attack is the best form of defense', a mantra that did Alex Ferguson no harm not many other managers. Keegan and Robson both created fantastic teams here using the same philosophy and it was always a pleasure to watch them. That pleasure is utterly gone these days.

The king doesn't want a repeat of the last insurrection.

When we are the dominant force? Fuck off out of here man. This is the manager who is shit-scared of Gillingham in his pre-match talk ffs. Who do we have to play to be dominant, Central High U9s? What an utter melt.

Would take Ian Huntley. (Too far??)

Has RTG melted yet?

I'm more inclined to believe he told him what thinks of his shitness. I hope he told him what he thinks of his shitness. Then punched him in the mush.

Then I hope we lose the next 10 by heavy scorelines. Whatever it takes. Sadly, wanting what's best for Newcastle, the players, and for ourselves as fans means hoping we lose, lose heavily, and lose repeatedly. I hate even thinking it, but I cannot support this horrid tripe anymore.

There's a rumour going round that Remy has been telling team mates at QPR that Pardew is a clueless white haired c***. Not an unreasonable opinion considering they've met.

Lead the line - Even the term should offer a clue as to where we're going wrong. There's no fucking line to lead. Bloke's up there on his own leading a line of 1. Hardly a miracle that it isn't working.

You don't congratulate yourself for that, that's the bare minimum expectation. It's like Audley Harrison getting excited because it's been ages since he lost a fight to a girl.

I genuinely, 100% have no idea if the quotes on the last page are real or not. Not a fucking clue.

Well, to be fair Pardew did say Gillingham were a good team.

Just catching up with this. Tremendous from all involved. Amazing. Just fantastic. Been laughing myself silly reading the last 10 pages, really top stuff.

The disgusting thing is that when he says the PL is the priority, he doesn't mean winning it. He means coming 10th.

If he does, he'll say how Hates had worked harder in training and deserves his chance. Even if nothing at all has changed. Really easy for Pardew to recall him and still come up smelling of roses. And of course many fans will lap it up.

I hope he gets hit by a bus.

Yeah, because things are going so well right now.

Didn't expect the new players to be pardewed so quickly. Impressive coaching.

Colwick getting used to delivering the penis.

A couple of Villa goals will push this clown closer to the door.

Rapidly getting to the "Come on Villa!" stage already. Putrid.

So many hoofs. We're going to have to defrost the ball at half time.