Superior Acuña

Maybe an urban myth but think it's a % (10%?), so you wouldn't get done for 6 over 70. In terms of hitting a pedestrian 30-36 is pretty significant. (KK can do what he likes though).

Wow, what a picture. Never seen that before either. (must be 1980 friendly, Keegan scored)

E I E I E I O

love us, mentalists

Sven Sven Sven what a sign-in' to the tune of that Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson song.

This got so dragged out I'd come around to convincing myself he's shit ffs

"To finish with the amount of points we did last year" yes man

We need a better 2nd choice than Darlow. If Dub goes we need another keeper at least better than Darlow I think. Should be looking to the Pav/Shacka and Given/Harper times where there wasn't a massive gulf.

I played for two teams as a kid and Heaton Hawks memorably battered us at both of them

I was a 6yo in the Scotland end crying

Same... I don't understand trends anymore, happened with another one yesterday.

I don't think Carrick has ever shyed away from his Newcastle connections - didn't he give half his testimonial money to a charity up here?

I needed some football socks - haven't bought any in years - so I bought some of last season's away ones from the club shop in the clear out sale for a fiver. I've just opened them and they've no actual foot part! When the fuck did that start happening?!

The problem is now Twitter doesn’t want you to see tweets from people you follow but topics it thinks you’re interested in. I have to scroll through a sea of NUFC ‘banter’ and various other shite to get to my actual accounts I follow.

Peter Beardsley was my first. I only got a couple of years of him as he left when I was 7, but a through s combination of becoming toon-obsessed and watching games in 95-97, and watching the 93/94 and 94/95 season reviews he was my firm favourite. And I told him so at the Junior Magpie xmas party in 95.

Last away too I bought

What’s the story here?

Proper laughing like an idiot at that for some reason.

I assume if Henderson comes here he's getting told he's number 1 from the off - given his experience at ManU. I've not seen him much, but if he's even on a par with Dubs, I see his age and potential make it make sense.

Would've enjoyed Colback being the one to fuck it, but glad to have Forest finally back up. Leeds and Forest, lovely.

I don’t even know anymore. Thought it looked like he dived, but if he hadn’t, he would have been clipped…

Fuckin Real Madrid man, such a boring club. With them holding out on the Super League would've loved to see them put in their place.

How's the ref blown the final whistle on a foul like that

I just can’t get my head around things like that by TAA at such a high level