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I think if we’re not able to press and be intense, we have to transition to possession. At the moment we’re between them both and doing neither. Hopefully a bit of a wake up call today.

Calm down.

Fulham played OK.

Think this is the biggest thing really, we look a level below almost everyone. Weird to say when you’ve collected to many points, but true. And weirder still when you consider how many class players we’ve got.

Yep.

Disgraceful half but at least it’s not 5-0. Bollock them, get Tonali on, hope for the best.

We have the players on the pitch to get back into it, they just need to play some football and they might have a chance.

Probably the worst we’ve played.

Barnes and no Longy, I’ll take it.

When people want us to buy midfielders who just try and sit in front on the defence. Be careful what you wish for.

Their midfield options are really bad like. And they don’t have a striker a lot of the time.

I don’t know why people do this to themselves.

I thought you’d never find a mackem in Madrid?

They basically just started working together. If they had a difference of approach it’s normal. If we’d signed Guehi we probably wouldn’t even be discussing this. Pointless noise.

While this is true, we’re not run by Mike Ashley any more. Everyone involved is a professional.

Now I know why people think we’re too harsh on journos

Wish there was an emoji to describe how I feel about Craig Hope.

Wonder if we've ever tried him there before?

We can say this all we want but we know Howe (and most managers) won't think like this.

You would think there are materials that aren't so prone to sun bleaching.

This is the time to unleash Sandro from the start.

And persuading a good player to come here and be a sub. Even Man City couldn't hold onto their backup striker because he was too good not to start.

That’s who it is!

Yeah, maybe 7 but that would be a good return.

The percentage will be something like 15-20% this season I reckon, with the tickets that have gone to general sale. I really only enter the ballot because it's there and I may as well, long since lost any expectations about winning.