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brilliant cross in by Nolan.

YES! LOVENKRANDS FUCK YOU MIDDLESBROUGH FUCK YOU RELEGATION FUCK YOU HULL CITY FUCK YOU MACKEMS FUCK YOU ALL.

Time to take Viduka off for a midfielder and put Martins and Loven up front.

OBAAAAAAAAAAAAA all is forgiven. You could be shagging the tea lady for all I care and you'd still be my favorite player.

What odds would we get on Martins fluffing another perfect chance and driving all of us to suicide?

alright, Loven coming on!

Has to be Lovenkrands on, he would thrive here.

Dear Michael Owen, how does it feel to be a "world class" striker who's being dominated by Robert Huth and a fucking Middlesbrough reserve player.

I've no doubt that Martins would come out and get two or three clear chances against this lot... ...and Sky them all to row Z. Would rather have Lovenkrands on.

We need to reshuffle our attack a bit... Lovenkrands on for Owen might not be the worst of ideas with Martins eventually coming on for Viduka.

we really need to take the lead before Viduka gets knackered. He's all we have on the attack right now.

fuck, I'm much more scared of Marlon King than I am of Alves

Bassong is looking extremely shaky tonight for some reason. Pressure getting to him?

non-existent central midfield, weak as piss, no pace on the counter, falls apart for set pieces, can't finish to save their life... Boro are us.

Unsurprisingly, despite all the attacking movement we've put together so far, Michael Owen still finds a way to be invisible.

This Shawky lad is just about the worst player ever isn't he

jesus christ how shit ar eBoro. We're dominating their central midfield. I can't believe this I just said that.

Come on Nicky thanks for the tackles but please stop trying to pretend you're Xabi

TAYLOR! YES! Our most clinical finisher

I suppose this is how teams get relegated.

fucking hell this is going to be fucking impossible. Why the fuck did that have to happen today.

I give up on life

sweet baby jesus. win please.

fucking shit I'm really hungry but I can't eat because I feel like I'll throw up.