Kaizero

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It's when seeing commercials like these the fact that Norway didn't make it to the EC thanks to a strike from Emre, not to mention having a twat as our keeper, comes back and haunts me. Damn I wish we'd made it, even if we'd only get buttraped like usual in the group stage.

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seriously how many of you had heard of Bafetimbi Gomis before he was linked with us? Judging by previous posts recently everyone seems to know alot about him and therefore watch the French league week in week out. Either that or he`s particularly good on FM He's particulary good on FM.

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Wish we were playing you next week.Nothing to play for-it seems to me your players are on the beach already. We have a pattern of doing well agaisnt the top teams and badly against the shit sides (obviously some results have bucked this trend ). Now watch us go to OT next weekend and get something. Infuriating. You'll end up with 9 men having conceded 2 dodgy penalties,lets be fair away win isnt on my betting slip. 2 dodgy penalties 'caused by a diving crybaby from Portugal that is.

I'm working Good Friday, Easter Sunday and Easter Monday so doesn't really mean much to me... Yes good time for burglars.Bank Holiday weekends. Almost as good as Christmas.

Anyone but the two with their names in the poll, they are both class players mind, but I can't stand either of them getting any glory for being cunts.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/nufc/United-target-Liverpool-defender.3887378.jp Just rumours I reckon, though I dunno if I would've said no to that move. Though if it only was to patch up our defence I think Riise would do more bad than good.

Until you started rating Alan Smith higher than Lampard you almost had a good point even though I still think you're high on something for just thinking the thought of having Lampard sign for us.

If Frank Lampard would ever sign for Newcastle it would be the day when I run around naked in a mall shouting "Make way for the helicopter, make way for the helicopter." Which means never, or a day when I'm more drunk than usual.

I was reading the news that Tore Andre Flo (Leeds) is retiring, and just seeing the name Leeds United brought to mind a most horrible idea. Could we in time become the same as Leeds? If we go down that is. Yes, we have money. Though, are we certain Ashley would not just sell off the club if we went down? Could we end up without our best players, and the money to get in new ones? It's a most rhetorical question, but it still bugs me. Of course I still believe we are too good to go down seeing the crap teams below us, though the crap teams are picking up points whilst we aren't. And people always said Leeds were too good to go down as well, and look were they are now. It's a most horrid thought, and it's bugging me to death to think about. So whilst I bugger off to play some FM, I leave you with the question that bugs me. If we end up in the Championship next season, do you believe we could end up like Leeds, or do you think we would just bounce right back up without any trauma and get right back into PL business with the course directed for Europe?

I'd glady pay £100 to have someone take him.

They can't do shite away from home, though then again we can't do shite anywhere. So I'm really worried about this one, still thinking we'll win it though. If only by one goal.

Just hope that's true, I won't believe anything, even if I saw both birth certificates I'd still be sucpicious.

Good luck finding the right alleyway.

Have to wear the home shirt on a match day from early morning 'til bedtime, regardless of how the match goes. Just can't break that ritual.

I'd have to say Bolton, they just have a too steep hill to climb in the rest of their fixtures. Don't think we'll ever be "safe" until the last round is played though.

They have over 6300 members in their Norwegian fanclub http://norwayshire.no/

I'd rather snort cocaine off a hooker's arse.

If we'd just get our crosses in to find our players we'd might have a chance at missing shots at an open goal.

Couldn't have said it better myself Some people's comments in recent topics have downright been pissing me off to a degree I couldn't describe on the board without using so many bad words I'd break the bad word filter.

I'm not convinced he was last man. Lescott wasn't far off the pair of them. I don't think a yellow card and a free kick would have changed anything. Also, you've just been beaten 6-1. That's nothing to do with refereeing decisions is it really? Agreed, it has to do with Brann being s****, in the off season and depressing to watch. You guys will get a practically get a walkover in the next round as well, Fiorentina was so depressing to watch I now think they are a shame for football, just as with all German teams. I think Fiorentina will be a very tough match regardless of how bad to watch they might be. They might have a bit more nous and experience than our team and hit us on the break effectively. We'll have to wait and see. I'm glad we're at home in the second leg though. Unelss Howard is as bad as the Rosenborg keeper was today I doubt you have anything to worry about, unless Mutu gets lucky at an open goal. I'd glady put all my money on Everton getting through to the quarter finals after next round, unless Fiorentina starts playing something that looks like football. I don't usually watch Italian games, but if Fiorentina played like they've done over two rounds in the UEFA cup in the league, it's amazing how they're so high up the table.

I'm not convinced he was last man. Lescott wasn't far off the pair of them. I don't think a yellow card and a free kick would have changed anything. Also, you've just been beaten 6-1. That's nothing to do with refereeing decisions is it really? Agreed, it has to do with Brann being shite, in the off season and depressing to watch. You guys will get a practically get a walkover in the next round as well, Fiorentina was so depressing to watch I now think they are a shame for football, just as with all German teams.