Kimbo

Alot of Liverpool fans think he's a little s***. I know. How dare a player want to leave a club as historic as that to try his hand with Real Madrid. I think it's the way he did it that pisses them off.

Alot of Liverpool fans think he's a little shit.

We had fitness coaches???

I was hoping it was felt tip.

What the fuck? Is that a tattoo?

That is fucking awesome!!

Maaaaarrrtiins!!

It doesn't even matter if he's more effective, i'm pretty sure he's on high wages, probably 50k, atleast over 40k. Can we justify paying him those wages in championship? Not in a million years.

Under no circumstances should Nolan still be here next season.

What's wrong with Andi McDowell??

The stadiums in South Africa sound like fucking bee hives.

I for one would fucking hate it.

This middle east stuff is all bollocks, we hear it every time and none of them ever make a bid.

True to form it will go as badly as possible.

That'd be a first.

More uncertainty. When will this bullshit end?

No, if i was already worth as much as a small country though, yes i would. Honestly i would feel like a thief.

I don't know how much we need to cut from the wage bill. Owen, Viduka, Barton, Cacapa, Colo, Martins, and Lovenkrands are guaranteed to leave i think, that's surely well over £20m a year in wages. Then i'm sure we'll manage to get rid of a Geremi or two. It would be good if we can keep Jose.

You don't need a team of good footballers in the championship, you need pace and power. This guy has both and seems to score alot. Frankly our options are limited so we can't turn our noses up.

I think buying a squad of premiership standard players is a tad unrealistic.

Fits the bill and seems the obvious choice.

Football basically exists for wankers to make petty digs at eachother, it's a shame, but it's true.

No other fucker will pay him what we pay him.

I agree it's time to move on, but this is wishful thinking. I'm 100% sure he will first choice next season, and with his injury record will play pretty much every game.

Still can't get over the decision by Howard Webb in the last game, with only 1 point in it it makes it even worse.