Newcastle Fan

Played really well when he came on and helped us secure the three points, was getting in dangerous positions all the time.

People were already bashing him a few pages ago he's top quality and at games like this players like him make all the difference.

Its so nice to actually have a proper striker, he gets in all the right positions and seems to have excellent attitude on and off the pitch.

I thought he did really well tonight, held up the ball nicely and created some chances, still looks nowhere near like scoring a goal but maybe now that we don't have to count on him for that he can provide us with something.

He's been really good since he came back to the side, i'm actually not sure i want Dubravka back very quickly, deserves to keep his place.

Southgate seems to hate us, he's picked pretty much every fit CB over Lascelles

Non-League legend.

We flogged Ben Arfa then tried to replace him with both Cabella and Thauvin, one was weak as piss and the other didn't even want to be here, classic Pardew.

To go and join a team managed by Steve Bruce, must be wondering what did he do in a past life to deserve this

Anyone can miss a penalty, there is a lot more that we need to worry about when it comes to him

Brucey will add that good old english grit to his game.

I attended a few games during December last year and honestly can't remember us ever being this bad, we just looked like a bunch of players who were thrown on the pitch to try and play football, no shape, no plan and no desire, the only thing that makes us watchable is when Saint-Maximin plays and even he's starting to decline.

He channeled his inner Tim Krul for that performance, hope he can build on it.

It looked like clear hand ball?

i remember seeing Calvert-Lewin playing against us last year in SJP and he was a monster, dominated our defense from start to finish, all the was missing was more goals to his game and he seemed to have found that.

The Super Cup final has been quite good, Bayern the better side but Sevilla almost stole it at the very end.

Their who transfer policy is really bizarre - don’t actually think they know what they are doing - just stockpiling players Its always been like this at Inter, at one point every week i used to look at their formation and find one new player who i didn't realize plays for them now.

Quite happy with that to be honest, so many times in the last few years this was one of those game where we manage to fuck it up somehow

What exactly is he supposed to be?

We got out played and out classed in every area of the field today, they look like a premier league team and we look like a team managed by Steve fucking Bruce

He had a poor game but he's still our best player, hopefully he can shake that knock off quickly as we really are horrific without him in the side.

Playing like a pub team How good has Tariq Lamptey been? destroying us on both ends.

I think its ridiculous to even have him ahead of Carroll is twice the striker he is

Muto didn't look that bad, but he didn't look that good either, i think he deserved to play a bit more last season especially with how much Joelinton got to play

Seeing him play for Valladolid he seemed quite finished sadly, maybe at a slower paced league he can still do something.