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I thought it was Momo Diame?

Disgusting goal from Manè.

People are strange. One of them saying we should replace Rafa with Bruce.

Superb.

There's no such thing as a good top knot. They're one of mankind's biggest failures.

Ibra's goal was tremendous.

It was delicious... http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/video-alan-pardew-snaps-at-geoff-shreeves-in-post-match-interview/45871

Is this shinton fella actually on the wind-up, or is he just a massive rectangle?

Didn't Gayle miss a good early chance yesterday? Maybe things would have been different had that gone in. Aye, it looked almost as if it was too easy and he thought it was going to take more of an effort to put his header past the keeper. If that makes sense.

maddy's having a mare.

Boro's home shirt is truly baffling.

I trust him 100% but there has to be an improvement on Wednesday.

Well, that was bloody horrendous. We had no threat whatsoever down the left but there was always loads of space. We desperately need a left back who's comfortable on the ball and another competent winger to share the burden with Ritchie. We're crying out for some presence up top and through the middle. There're too many players shirking responsibility and it needs to change on Wednesday. Otherwise it's gonna be an awful campaign.

So Saturday night PL football is on BT and Sky will show an EFL™ game now?

No, we were politely asking fans who were walking out with them at the end to hand them back, some did but nearly every member of the group had some sort of confontation, one of our group was told ' howay then,take it off me' ,I despair sometimes. There was a group of about 20 of us at the ground last night until dark and back today at 12.30. We are thinking of scaling it down a bit, it was a lot harder than we thought and to be honest we feel a bit deflated after the thefts, although i hope you all agree it did look stunning. That's shocking craic, absolutely shocking. How low can you get to steal a flag? What the hell are they going to do with them?

The only shining light so far in an absolute shower of shite.

There was a right weirdo at the back of the Gallowgate eyeing up one of the flags, like. Odds on he took one.

Anti-climax.

I can't do 15th October but the other two are good for me.

Surely it's not him calling people fat as he's got a canny kite himself.

The new PL 'theme' music is fucking shocking.

What a roar. This Leazes kid seems like a right hoop-licking melt.

Coloccini did kind of retire about 3 years ago mind.