NEEJ

Spurs. Absolutely glorious.

Who's up next for nee-lips?

Ope loves that pass.

Fair play to him, like. He's proving a lot of people wrong, including myself. Long may it continue.

The pass to Janmaat was one of the best I can remember from a toon player. Superb.

Brilliant footballer. Just brilliant.

Absolute man mountain. He's just lacking the composure in front of goal that confidence breeds. It'll come if he carries on like today.

Is it over?

Fucking hell. Shelvey is the greatest player I've ever seen.

That goal was absolutely brilliant.

I think he could be a decent signing, like. It'll be interesting to see how he fares.

Has it been announced which shirt number he's been given?

And Unbelievable.

They gave this man away. For nothing. No transfer fee. Gave. Him. Away.

Who the fuck does he think he is? What a humongous whopper the bloke is. Ugly illiterate cunt.

You get one for putting the ball out of play? Sickening.

David 'is the lowest form of' Witt, more like.

Erudite.

Never been a massive fan of Colo but this clearly isn't the case. When else has he performed as a captain and lifted the team leading by example? He did all his good work driving us forward with intelligent passing and even an attempt on goal. Really can't remember many, if any, times he's done that as captain. He was magnificent at Sunderland a few years back when he was captain, if I remember correctly.

Distance?

What a man.

He's a class outlet and we need to play to his strengths more often. I was bricking it when he stepped up for the pen. Chuffed for him.