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Hatem Ben Arfa.

Pardew has recently given us our worst home defeat to the mackems since 1978, next home game he delivered our worst home defeat in 87 years. Things are really looking up. Be quiet Mick, we're no longer losing 10 out of 13 games. For that we should be eternally grateful.

Incredible header. Shame.

I'll chip in a few quid for that.

They should've went down for that alone.

Fruitloop.

You fool. Now the spies have seen our line up.

Mentions injuries in his first sentence when asked by the Sky interviewer whether that was a relief. Unreal.

"Fucking hell we've just made one of the greatest comebacks the Premier League has ever seen! Oh shit, there's a massive pile-on! What do I do? What do I do? ELBOW DROP!"

Trevor Francis and his HATRED of Ben Arfa. It's insane.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8709498/Premier-League-Alan-Pardew-pleased-after-Newcastle-beat-QPR-to-survive http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/12/alan-pardew-arsenal-can-beat-newcastle-4-0-for-all-i-care-3756457/ http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/football-pardew-bothered-final-day-182230976.html Don't think he was saying the quotes weren't real TBH. Good God man, he's questioned the source so I've given him other sources. You're on the biggest wind-up of all time this evening. I'm not winding anyone up, we've been through this FFS. We've been through it. The guy questioned the source and I provided additional sources and up you pop. I don't care if you think we've been through it or whatever, you're on the wind-up. I'm honestly not. Obviously nobody would deny the quotes are real. What are you even on about? Start making sense. Unbelievable, I've already explained over about five pages. What has it got to do with my reply? Why did you even get involved? I was providing sources for someone disputing the source, I didn't want to hear you make that bullshit point for the 100th time. But do we know what context Ian made the post. I mean is it just a post, or is there audio ? Listen mate, this is IP we're talking about here. Not the most reliable of sources, is he? All of a sudden we're taking what he says as gospel now?

What on earth was he doing? It's the most blatant shirt pull you'll ever see.

Watching this on Match Choice. Fucking hell, my eyes! It's like watching the match through the bottom of a pint glass.

Should be the exploding Jotenko. Is it actually him in the banner? Brilliant.

I don't give a shit whether the players want to or not. I do.

7 no votes. If you've understood the poll question then you should be sectioned, all 7 of you.

Hope he's gone at the end of the season, but I harbour no bad feelings towards the bloke. Hope he finds himself a club where he can find his level and thrive.

f***ing hell. I'm pretty sure he didn't mean that literally like. Go on then, how else would he mean it? Baffled. Can't believe anyone would think he does mean it literally. He's expressing his relief at staying up FFS. I mean, he talks a lot of s**** but the reaction to some stuff from people is insane. Your constant defence of the bloke is pretty insane to be fair. It must get tiresome, even for you?

He then says he just wants the fans to enjoy themselves. f***ing think before you speak Alan, if you're at all capable of that. This is a lovely bit too: “It’s been an unbelievable season and I think it’s been so, so tight because of the financial rewards at stake this year. I will make sure that we are well prepared for next season and thank God we are not in the Europa League again.” It's like someone off here has been typing up parody quotes for him to read.

He then says he just wants the fans to enjoy themselves. Fucking think before you speak Alan, if you're at all capable of that.

BOOMF. That pen. Wow.

Stability. We've been anything but stable this year. If stability equals staring relegation straight in the face and making a lucky escape, then I think Pardew is indeed the man to provide that. 7 more seasons of that man.

How fucking shite are the teams in the bottom half of the table man? We're level on points with 11th place. That's a horrific show.