NEEJ

Just read this. Are the quotes real, and does he actually believe it?

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There was an owld bloke who walked past me in the Gallowgate who hockled on the steps inside the ground on his way to the pisser/bar, then hockled on the same steps on his way back. Never seen owt like it - it was rammed both times he did it. Dirty bastard.

Surely removing the "Plenty of tickets" glitch isn't this hard? It's like they're trolling unsuccessful members, man (i.e., me).

Very odd. (The stabby jocks, not PG.)

Geet up son, absolutely loved that!

Lush header as well.

They were gagging to discredit the first two, like. Pathetic.

Finally, Sven! This lot are an absolute shower, like. The people who were whinging on beforehand need to remember: Eddie's got this.

Because Castore.

I'm now on 1 out of 3, but thought nothing of getting the Man City cup match as I assumed there'd be enough to go round! Hopefully there's plenty available on resale for those who missed out.

It was one of those performances that brings the squad and supporters closer together. I can only imagine the backing they were getting from our lot in the stands, but in the bar last night everyone was practically kicking and heading each and every ball away. Could we have played better? Of course we could. Could we have put any more effort into the game? Absolutely not. And for that, I'm proud.

I'm confident we'll do them at home.

He must be pretty soul-destroying to play against when he's on form, like.

The white patch is absolutely horrific like.

"How long were you on the runway, and what did you and the players do in that time?" Honestly, man.

Were YouTube screengrabs that make you want to assault their creators on Yorkie's list? If not, they fucking need to be.

Bellingham looked like a bloke among toddlers there, like. Outrageous.

The correct abbreviation of howay the lads deserves a donation alone!

Can't speak for either Meelan or Dortmund having never been. I'd never been to Brugge either (don't think I'd even seen In Bruges at that point), and new next to nowt about it other than we could get there cheap on the ferry > train. We gambled and didn't end up with tickets, but loved it all the same. Probably enjoyed it more than Lisbon when we actually got to go to the game!

Howay man, think before you type. That's just utter nonsense.

Lumo's been spot on all three times I've used it, like.