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Probably popular Danish boys' names.

At least it's not the defence everyone's complaining about. That's something.

I fucking hate that twat with the bell.

Yeah, that's for the leagues, not the weekend.

I've got £2 on Man Utd/West Brom/Forest/P'boro/Lyon/Bayern/Inter/Barca/Celtic. Returns nearly £11k.

Called up to the full squad, was just on SSN.

I used to live next door to Andy Townsend. This was back when I was about 2 and before he went professional.

Nobby's 32 and only on a one year deal, so he's out at the end of the season anyway - I doubt he's even worth £1m now.

Woodgate.

Hopefully he'll take Terry Mac with him.

I love how all the Mackem lasses being interviewed on SSN are saying Sunderland's not a bad place for WAGs to come because "Newcastle's not far away".

I think Sam's going to test Taylor/Roz, Taylor/Cacapa and Cacapa/Roz to see which is the most effective partnership. Enrique is pretty certain to start at LB though.

Bent on the the bench! Seems strange that they'd pay £16m for someone to keep Defoe company.

As a temporary measure (until Enrique is ready to play), I'd put Nobby at RB, Carr at LB (he looked alright there at the end of last season), then Zoggy and Milner on the wings.

I don't know about you, but if I couldn't make a game I'd give my card to a mate, not lend it to some guy off the internet.

When did Terry Mac become sporting director?

If we were to go in for Heinze, maybe offering the armband would help tempt him. He's an experienced player, and he's captained Man Utd before. More qualified for it than the rest of our squad, anyway

Why does everyone want Leeds back? Forest and Wednesday I can understand, but Leeds are horrible cunts, and I hope they keep getting relegated.

Didn't he put Emre in his list of the 100 greatest players of all time or something?

I wouldn't read anything into that, the clubs haven't done business for over forty years.

Fanni is below Boumsong in the pecking order for France.

I heard they show adverts during games, anyone know if this is true?

And in a La Liga XI and not a MLS XI?

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