Robster

I like the idea of coming on the internet to try and find out what kind of day you had

Gerrard has shown Suarez how to raise both arms when diving, already I see.

Deafening roar from Wigan's travelling support

Nice volley. The prick commentating on Talksport kept calling him Kranch-car.

First time i've seen it. Stunning. edit : nice hat, prick

Sorry to hear about your breakdown Dave. Get well soon.

Listening on the radio. I have hardly heard a Spurs player have possession of the ball. They sound really poor so far.

and only 10 past 10. Fine effort.

That didn't take long

Fucking hell man. Fuck off :lol: Edit: This is my instant reaction to seeing this news and it isn't relevant to any of the previous posts.

Rumour from where exactly

Just looked at his Wikipedia page and it's been updated today : "Mike Parry left talksport to pursue a career as an inventor"

I used to like Legends. Saw Ruel Fox was in there one saturday night.

10-1 I was told. That's Parry's slot.

Friends of mine just text me to say they are starting on Talksport next week.

Their record at SJP in the league is woeful as well. Jinx quoted for prosperity.

Harpers Elbow not a choice ?

Must be hell being a professional footballer.

All these captions are excellent and good on Wearside coming back with some, but who can honestly say that NUFC fans wouldn't be exactly the same in their position

Szeczny shit himself the second time though. Barton and Nolan ran at him and he couldn't get rid of it quick enough.

Barton's two penalties were as cool as fuck. Very impressive

It's a shame really because if Arsene and his players has a more sportsmanlike attitude they would be far and away everyone's favourite "other" team. I believe that everyone enjoys their style of play but Wenger's inability to ever show any humility is bloody annoying. His "I didn't see it" response is ridiculous. He should either be honest or say that he would prefer not to comment on it - how difficult can it be.

This is the best Caption Competition ever The opportunities are endless.