Fatwax

Yeah, but he’s Rafa Benítez, and you have no professional footballing experience. When Lascelles went off we were loads more vulnerable and you’d have been Captain Hindsight if he hadn’t been in the squad and we’d lost.

Muy fappo

Nope. Not until it was too late.

FT

Shit lineup. Again.

At the time there was a poster who called Pardew coming to us about 6 weeks before it happened... he said his contract had financial incentives to shift players.

Nah, Ashley's lot will spin it and the bulk of the support will swallow it and carry on sleepwalking into another sweet, numb relegation.

Oh shut up. 1ft away from him and he's turning away from it. Read the rules.

These kind of results are common with us. Give the 3 previous games I'm not too bothered. It'd be ace to have been in the top 4 and get 4 wins on the trot, but this hasn't made me angry like the Huddersfield game did. I don't think our formation was the best to try and limit their wide players.

Currently fourth.

How about you give their players a fucking card, ref?

Spatial. Special.

I remember that Mick and NE5 had massive arguments. There was an occasion where Mick absolutely destroyed NE5.. but I can't remember the details. It completely sank him. Anyone remember that at all?

Come on boys!!

Assist?

Any minute now Ryder will deny this.

Space aids.

Only if an unheard of manager took over at Man City, signed Colback and retired mysteriously the next day would that ever happen. So basically only in Football Manager.

Wonder what happened to Oakie Dokie...

The flip side to that will be Ashley using it as an example of shrewd investment leading to a Premier League title. Aye, but they invested in a squad. There's the difference. If we had signed a few more bodies on loan, for a modest fee or even on a free of quality/premier league experience we would all be a lot more content. Everyone can see that the squad is in desperate need of an injection of quality, it's the bullshit penny pinching that stops us making a decent fist of things.

What's even more laughable is that Leicester won the fucking premier league! Did their owner say they couldn't compete? Just shut the fuck up and let the football men get on with it. Interfering cunt.

http://i.imgur.com/kchHCqy.png Think whoscored had a few of our defenders as weak tacklers. I think there must be a quirk with how that descriptor is determined. If you're not flying into tackles like John Terry you're probably weak at tackling by their definitions.