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And that NUFCBlog needs fucking shut down!

Public flogging, now that would be more appropriate and I'd make the 200 mile round trip and pay a premium price for that. All for good causes of course.

Yeah but it was funny nonetheless

I see our old friend BrettNUFC is trying to groom him http://s10.postimg.org/4mmlnqbgp/Screenshot_2015_05_13_19_41_43.png

Another excellent piece by Edwards:

Newcastle United + Net Spend = Bullshit

I see his son Will is rather scathing of the club and supports AshleyOut just needs to get his dad onside!

Now on twitter: https://twitter.com/alanshearer/status/598479694766407680

They definitely have a slow as fuck defense, but of course Carver won't have that planned out, just put the fit ones on the pitch and let them "do their thing." That's as good as it gets. We should smash them, but should/will are two different propositions for us

It's "LOSE" and "LOSING" not "LOOSE" and "LOOSING" ("loosing" is not a real word). For example, your bowels may be loose if NUFC lose to QPR. http://api.ning.com/files/jIhV2tSCZFUZdsGVIwTHrYhrQO4ifXuYb2Cz6y*ihPHAL5LTM2bjuMMEkrsyzAIU5clfZdreKsDatXZYeboKAa4Z9JQ54FHL/grammarmeme.JPG

A decent piece, from a Sunderland supporter of all people:

Nailed on

Would definitely keep him as back up centre half, if the funds are available, never thought I'd say this but he starts ahead of Willo, Taylor and Sackless Colo for me. We need to scrap the idea he's any sort of LB though.

Apparently if they can have the failure we suffered at his hands they'll be happy, it's nice they want the same as us, not sure they realise what they're wishing for like.

The fact he is chosen in midfield over the likes of Abied is vomit-worthy. He should be last resort, not Carver's first choice, but hey, his stats was good innit.

Love Cisse, De Jong looks like he has something about him, strong character and future captain, Dummett for all the hate he got is doing alright at CB, Ayoze is a cut above, Jonas is a genuinely likable character who actually cares, Abied's I'd another favourite, looks good on the ball and kind of personifies the stand against a regime that for some reason doesn't rate him and finally Janmaat looks good every time I've seen him. Cabella needs to improve, was never going to step into HBA shoes as much as the club wanted him to, Krul seems likeable enough, moved up in my estimations with recent stories but has really declined, Heidara was a promising player but just seems to be too absent, can't really hate Riviere for not being good enough and don't know enough about Chucky to form an opinion. Detest what Colo has become, was a cult icon not too long ago but has done too much damage as the heartless captain, Willo drives me insane, useless sack of shit, Taylor needs to go beat his chest elsewhere, Raylor needs to be as far away from this team as possible, living off one goal, Sissoko is a self serving brain dead twat, Colback is a waste of space who keeps Abied out of the team and he's not even half the player, Blobby is the epitome of Pardball all gob, no product, waste of a wage, Gouffran and Obertan, try and fail at being footballers, no fault of their own that I hate them, I just don't want them on the pitch.

Pretty sure Cisse has that tied up for all eternity.

Even with our policy of sell for profit they've got to see they've uncovered a diamond here and he needs a couple of seasons before we should sell him. Sell him now and they'll be kicking themselves in a couple of years when he's worth at least double what we'd get for him needs more intelligent and pacey players around him and most importantly a good manager to help him progress. Find of the season for me and possibly the only thing about NUFC I've felt good about this year.

QPR are perfectly capable of beating us on their day, hell Grimsby U8's could put up a decent fight against our lot. However I think it'll depend how they take relegation after today, play with the shackles off or flipflop football. I think Hull are all but gone now, Spurs is a winable game, they are terrible at the moment but they won't beat Manure. 2 draws or 1 win will see us safe. After this weekend I feel a lot more confident we'll survive, no thanks to Carver, Hull are just even worse than us. We'll be safe, on game 37 a MA wet dream.

In an ideal world he'd be replaced with someone much better, but we all know this isn't an ideal world, it's Ashley's world and he's never going to replace all the dross we have at the moment. With that in mind, even though his best days are over, he is much higher up the pecking order imo than a lot of the other dross we have. I can't speak for everyone but I'm not saying keep him at all costs, more that he should be kept over other players if not just for the fact he has some pride in NUFC and is a positive influence, unlike his fellow cunt-ry man Colo.

I'd tend to agree with you Ian, especially if we do end up being relegated, I think his experience from last time round would help us immensely. Plus he's one of the very few positive influences in the team, you can't buy that.

£2m aught to cover it I'd think, if we give them £2m and pay his wages for a year I think that'd be a cracking deal!

Us against them as it stands. Ever get a sense of Deja vu?

Because it's aways aching from all the licking

An organised West Brom side against a toothless Newcastle, 0-0 is probably the best we can hope for.