Mattoon

Put the prem money in a bank account, slap a blank cheque book on Rafa's desk and fuck off into obscurity or sell the club you fat leech

Just a beautiful, beautiful man, I don't have enough praise for the guy and what he has done for Newcastle United, not least given us a pride we've not had since the Sir Bobby years and even then he's given us a group of players of which I've not been as proud of since Keegans first stint. They have their faults and quality wise we've had a lot better but there is a real togetherness that has made a team greater than the sum of its parts. He's turned Lascelles into a £30m player, made Shelvey somewhat consistent and a lot less lazy, it's looking like he's uturned a failing Perez and he's turned Diame into Patrick Fucking Vieira. All those that called for his head in January after that 9 game dip, I hope that humble pie tastes like shit. Whatever happens in the coming weeks/months/Year I'll be forever grateful for the season we finally came back and finished in the top 10 through hard work and determination, all fuelled by this great man.

I don't know why anyone listens to that abortion of a radio station, clearly only allow Chris babalooba and the like to voice their opinion to antagonise people. I was 2nd on a bit earlier, Mattoon. I commend you for putting up with that mate, I've heard you on there before, I think I'd lose my shit talking to those Neanderthals [emoji106] In fact I think the only time in recent years I've actually bothered to listen to their show is because you've posted the link and told us what time you were on and even then I've only listened to you

I don't know why anyone listens to that abortion of a radio station, clearly only allow Chris babalooba and the like to voice their opinion to antagonise people. I was 2nd on a bit earlier, Mattoon. I commend you for putting up with that mate, I've heard you on there before, I think I'd lose my shit talking to those Neanderthals [emoji106]

I don't know why anyone listens to that abortion of a radio station, clearly only allow Chris babalooba and the like to voice their opinion to antagonise people.

GTFI!!!! Ayoze you beautiful bastard!

It could be read either way, but I took it as an end of season message. Maybe he's trying to rile the supporters up to let Ashley know what we all think about the situation with an ambiguous message?

Absolute embarrassment of a half, gave up watching when the second went in.

But missed kicks do? [emoji23]

Cue the Mackem imbreds claiming a 7 in a row by proxy

We were shite, they were shite, ref was bent, should have been a draw.

Soft pen but definitely a pen he moved his arm to cushion the ball

This ref has give us fuck all tonight, prick

11 behind the ball now, Fat Sam to kill the game

If it stays that way, I hope Merino comes on and makes an effort to prove himself.

Aye, that line up looks a lot scarier on paper than on a pitch

Hopefully Rafa cracks some heads during the break and Evertons half time Greggs slows them down a little more, they're already looking a sweaty mess. Dire game of shiteball from both sides so far. Got 0-0 or 1-0 either way all owa it if the quality stays like this.

Oh dear, well the Arsenal TV lot have finally got their wish, blood, fam. I for one will enjoy watching them capitulate so if Rafa stays it'll be one more team we can aim to finish ahead of

He'd be a left back at Barnsley by now if Pardew got his greasy mitts on him!

Most I have celebrated in such a long time, quality result and we completely deserved it!

That was class

Diame, Perez, Dummett, Lascelles, they all look a class above since Rafa took over

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All our best football has came from his movement and Shelvey putting the ball over the top No doubt, great movement and some great runs for Shelvey to ping them over the top to him but he's useless and the move breaks down every time. Is it worth sticking with him and hoping that just once maybe it'll come off for him or shall we bring Slimani on and see if he can give us something more?

Think we need to see the real Slimani early in the second half, Gayle has offered next to nothing so far.