Mattoon

I've not watched/listened to us kick one ball this season, I've given up in that respect. I get all my NUFC needs from here, tbh I'm not as stressed but equally pissed off as I've see it all before and can just visualise the inept display purely from your posts! Surely he can't cling on to his job much longer, 19% possession ffs. How is this not 5-0 slready?!? Why do teams always turn to shit against us?

After watching Spuds on Thursday I can catagorically say we're going to get well and truly "raked"!

So evidently his team is under immense pressure to "play football" as opposed to what exactly? Should they be flower arranging? Just another sly backhand at the fans I suppose. Glad to see he's not getting one iota of sympathy on Chronic website these days. Something's got to give, sooner or later, let's hope it's the former rather than the latter. If there's that much pressure then you're obviously not up to the job, give it up smug nuts.

No mention of Pardew and his failings. They pretty much admitted that we'll be keeping the purse strings tight in January, can't wait for championship football next season. What a complete load of guff, why do they even bother?

Love the fact he's got himself perched back on his throne, lording it up like he's just got us to 40 points with that one win, at home, against newly promoted Leicester, by one goal, by a player who has one semi-decent match a season. It's a long way to fall from that high horse Pardew and Tottenham will be giving you a great big push on Sunday. Papered over the cracks? More like monofilament over the cracks.

Gets given a PS4, loans it to a stranger, complains he can't afford an xbox one and continues to play on his Atari.

The fact that they play football is ideally suited to destroying us tbh

And this coming from the Village Idiot! I think we may need to replace you with a Steward.

Bit harsh on Wenger, I thought you were better than that SanToon?!

Pissed off Arsenal supporters calling Wenger the "French Alan Pardew" after a humiliating draw at home to Hull. It seems it's not just us that thinks he's shit. Saying that I'll quite gladly take Wenger thank you very much!

Loving the reformed Slim, absolutely agree, would take a double or triple relegation if it meant getting rid of Pardew, Ashley and all the happy clappers. Don't care what league we were in if we could have our club back the way it was.

He won't be expected to get any results against the usual top 6 it'll be the reverse fixtures into next year against the likes of Burnley and Hull that will decide his fate, by which time it'll be far too late, that's what this result means for him.

"It's difficult to win premiership games"?!?! I'm going into work tomorrow and saying I've been trying to do my job but it's difficult, I've done nothing today, sorry.

Leave John O'Shea alone 0'Shea eights being laughed at.

Pardew vindicated, just needed that to push on, turned a corner there and our quality shone through! Fucking slimy, cocky, raggy little prick gets a stay of execution.

Alright fatty, stop chewing off your nose to spite your plate-like face and sack the useless turd tomorrow night after we lose.

I think Pardew's overdone it now, he "wants the win too much" so that'll be prime for an excuse come this time tomorrow.

Can't see where the next win is coming from myself. I'm with you on this, you'd have to be high to think we can win anything right now. Rot has well and truly set in, at best a battling draw and another "corner turned". Pardew's on the roundabout of pain.

It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse s*** coming from that gobshite of a manager. I read that too, he likes his buzz words, it's like that episode of Family Guy where Lois tries to come up with a catchphrase, can see Pardew coming out after we lose with "it's getting too spicy for the pepper!". Francine from American Dad, but aye. Dammit!! It's my age I'm telling you, I called Defoe Bent the other day too, ffs.

It's because Ashley only cares about margins so he's trying to impress him. Read latest quotes and as per usual predictable horse s*** coming from that gobshite of a manager. I read that too, he likes his buzz words, it's like that episode of Family Guy where Lois tries to come up with a catchphrase, can see Pardew coming out after we lose with "it's getting too spicy for the pepper!".

Krul playing through the pain barrier to keep this cnut in the job. Perfect excuse for Pardew, probably blame it before the game starts when he tells us how hard the game will be and tough Leicester are. Can't wait!

Sad state when you would rather lose because of the shitknocker in charge rather than tank the fuckwitt that's tearing into your club and fans. But that's where we are and until Pards fucks off I hope we keep getting tonked, until the whole world turns against him.

Is this a top 6 team? He said pushing for top 6, and I think that this squad plus the likes of Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Yanga Mbiwa shouldn't necessarily be far from that level if used correctly <- therein lies the main problem. The potential is there

Can we add "cheapest Premier League gates" to our trophy cabinet?

Leicester (h) Spurs (a) Liverpool (h) West Brom (a) QPR (h) West Ham (a) Burnley (a) Chelsea (h) Arsenal (a) Sunderland (h) Man U (a) Everton (h) before we start with the reverse fixtures We'll be lucky to be on 10 points if we don't beat Leicester, it's that bad. Edit: these fixture lists are allowed nowadays, aren't they? if things go as well as you could reasonably expect you're probably looking at 9-10 points from those games at the absolute, absolute maximum (beat leicester, burnley & QPR then a point somewhere) - but even then that's only 14 f***ing points turning in to the second half of the season we're done What does Ashley not see here? Or what is he seeing that we're not? Surely he's arsed about us going down? It's in black and white, with that run of fixtures he's banking on us making 30 points from the reverse fixtures, when you consider that we couldn't do a 3rd of that so far there's no nails left to put in our coffin. He hasn't got the knowledge of Football to look at those fixtures and see anything, he has to be told what he's seeing by his mates. Pardew will be telling him "its only 7 games" and "but we have injuries and too many new players bedding in". bizarre if a multi-billionaire was completely unable to grasp something so simplistic like, even more bizarre that he's learned nothing from his mistakes when we were relegated last time it seems such an enigma ashley man I don't think he's that blind, he's been involved long enough to recognise a tough run of games. Hes also experienced a relegation and must see the same signs are there. My only thought is he switched and changed so much that season that maybe he sees changing a manager as a risky procedure itself? Half of me thinks he's being stubborn just to piss the fans off, he likes to butt heads, even to his own detriment.