Mattoon

You just know Arse will be lauded for his "discovery"

He has a fair reason tbf to him. 6 pro players and nobody even close to coming in according to my mate who supports them. 8 senior players, no 'keeper and 1 permanent signing this window! Karl Oysten has leeched £26m out of the club and says he's "not concerned" about their current predicament as it allows the new manager to build his own squad. With no money and no support I'll be surprised if he can build a first team.

Sneaking feeling we won't be getting anyone else after Janmatt barring further departures. Going into the new season with 1 fit senior level recognised striker, awesome business

Valencia to west ham, we monitored the shit outta that one!

Huh? Squad list been released? Not been officially released no but a couple of news reports have stated he's not got a number A couple? Where? http://www.soccernews.com/ben-arfa-nears-summer-exit/150625/ There's another one I read this morning but can't be arsed scrolling through more stories than I have. Just repeating what I've read so don't take a pop at me. No poppidge meant. Just needed clarification as I hope god there's no truth in it. I'm hoping it's a case of 2+2=5 but Pardews ego knows no bounds and it wouldn't be a surprise to me at all. And it's cool, no worries

Always said last season we should have seen more of a front line of Remy/HBA left/right and Cisse up top, would have made a pretty formidable attack, alas, as you say, Pardew. Don't think we'll ever see HBA in B&W again unless Pardew starts feeling the pressure and he'll hoy him on for a cameo when we're losing and use that to drop him again.

Huh? Squad list been released? Not been officially released no but a couple of news reports have stated he's not got a number A couple? Where? http://www.soccernews.com/ben-arfa-nears-summer-exit/150625/ There's another one I read this morning but can't be arsed scrolling through more stories than I have. Just repeating what I've read so don't take a pop at me.

Does he track back, can he run and can he jump? Far too creative we'll be lucky to see 2 attack minded players fielded at the same time... Unless he can play left back, can he play left back?

Huh? Squad list been released? Not been officially released no but a couple of news reports have stated he's not got a number

Just been on the Chron to educate some morons and tbh I was pleasantly surprised that 80% are still against him posting on there, I don't think the tide is turning as much as we feared. Obviously there's still mongs out there but it's pretty much still a Pardew hate campaign.

I see he's not been given a shirt number? Rob Lee all over again!

Sat in the boardroom after taking the pictures Janmaat is watching the Oldham game unfold before him with his pen in his hand and the contract laid out on the table in front of him "Hang on guys I just need the toilet, be right back".....

Pretty obvious after some movement (and lets not kid ourselves, it HAS been the bare minimum after departures) in the transfer window it'll be back to "Pardew gizza wave" straight away, even after a humping at City and a valiant loss after going a goal up against Villa.

Ludicrous he's being ostracised to this extent, no one is bidding for him because Pardew has soiled his name at every opportunity. "My cars fucked, doesn't run, never starts first time, brakes don't work, I never use it, who wants to buy it?". If, IF he can outlive Pardew here we may see him back to his best but I'm all but resigned to the fact he probably won't kick another ball for us, devastated.

Take what? The massive cock up our collective arse? It's been there since 2008. Jeez, you guys are SO melodramatic. You're not like Brett, Brett was like a cat that came round and a little fuss, you just s*** in flower beds. Fuck me!! We've got a live one here Bimpy, quick get the catnip!

until the season starts and we lose our first two games, then glass is f***ing empty The glass is smashed, there's shit everywhere and no chance of fixing it and can't afford a new one because Leeds!

Same dour football, different players, can only hope for a bit of majik innit.

Cue the "Hiz handz woz tied, now his got playerz are Pardew iz da best" then when he returns to type "Hiz handz is tied innit wif thes cheap forrins"

I also love how people think it's not indicative of how we're going to play once the season comes round because not all our players are back, even though it's the same tactics he's been using for 3 fucking years. Score a goal and hide behind it, oh we're drawing, better hold on to that, oh we're losing, damage limitation!

I haven't and will not buy anything with that blue sign of the devil on it, very unlikely to buy a Puma top either, makes me a little bit sick in my mouth just thinking about it.

What about that time we made Motherwell look ordinary? Not sure it's brag-worthy to make a s*** team look ordinary, much in the same way we have the ability to make ordinary teams look like world beaters. :lol: No way I know that was the obvious point but the smug faced rancid crab crawling cunt makes my piss boil

... Out of a cannon, into the North Sea?

One word to describe the match: Meh

What about that time we made Motherwell look ordinary? Not sure it's brag-worthy to make a shit team look ordinary, much in the same way we have the ability to make ordinary teams look like world beaters.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 8s Rolando Aarons has shown some neat touches in first half #nufc We're nothing if not neat!