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Carte blanch for an abject, gutless performance. Could be worth a few quid on Everton -1 even with their dour form this season.

I hope we go to Everton and really let our hair down. Then we can get back to basics for the Mackem game.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/newcastle-united-been-middle-road-8831190 What Lees saying isnt all that far away from whats being said on here to be fair. Medoicre club no ambition to be anything else, no decent manager will want to come here with the set up as it is. "I’d rather JC was in charge than a foreign manager I’ve never heard of" is beyond stupid though. Rob Lee hasn't heard of Remi Garde who's won throphies with Arsenal and managed Lyon in the Champions League and therefore he wants John "Toronto" Carver in charge. Any particular reason not to have JC though? He did well against Man United, won against Hull, and is generally getting his ideas across. He doesn't hate the fans like Pardew does, is passionate, and loves the club. He's finally giving players like Colback who give it all on the pitch, running and tackling, a chance. He hasn't been given time, I'd rather see Carver in, as he knows what the fans want! I want a good run in the cups and JC gave me a team of reserves and told them not to play. I'm passionate and love the club but I would have the balls to stand up to Ashley. Any bloke that say's he would be perfectly happy to work under the Ashley way of running a football club should be kept as far away from that club as possible. I agree about Ashley. I remember the day he renamed St James Park. That was the day I knew this man was a cancer. It was the beginning of the club forgetting its proud history, and going for money, and the results have reflected that. On the other hand, any one who wants to help change the club needs to explain what it means to Ashley. And I don't see a foreign big shot or a cockney c*** like Pardew doing that. It'll have to be a Geordie. I don't believe Ashley will ever change, but perhaps the passion of Carver might help the players understand what it means, and keep the club together. Until Ashley leaves, that is...... And I believe Carver will go for cup runs. This time around, I believe he underestimated the impact dropping a couple of players may have, seeing how s*** Leicester had been. But he'll learn from this, I hope However, if he doesn't manage to get the Derby, against this weak Sunderland side, without Johnson too, and it's his tactics at fault, he should be sacked Aye because he's done so well in conveying that passion in the years he's been here so far. He's just another Pardewesque lapdog with a Geordie accent. I'd rather have a progressive, hungry, foreign manager than a caveman.

Another year on this leeches contract left, daylight robbery.

Maybe he's not playing because Charver has had him kneecapped for this: http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2015/03/08/has-rolando-aarons-just-revealed-newcastle-uniteds-biggest-probl/

Smith was finished before he came here, that leg break crippled him mentally as much as physically. Fergie ruined him by moving him to midfield too.

I don't think the though too much of Beckham's attitude, mind. It's been a while since I read the book but I think he said something about Beckham being the only player he managed long-term who wanted to be famous more than he wanted to be a great footballer. I can imagine that being true tbh. But he still gave his all when it counted.

The good players he has let go in the past tend to be because of questionable mental attitude, except Beckham. Stam was allegedly drug taking and Ronaldo went for nearly the same amount of money we were sold for so you'd be daft not to sell.

That's MrFuckFace1978 to you buster

Fergie always knew when to let a player go, he must have shown some ability at some point to get there but if Fergie is actively selling someone there's a reason for it. Should never have taken him, Butt or Smith.

I need a name change, anyone do that for me?

Listen http://media3.giphy.com/media/ZIKS27OhcKSJi/200w.gif

If Ashley can turn a profit he's not going to invest it in the club, nee fkin chance. One way or another it'll line his rather wide back pocket. Wouldn't be surprised if he found a way to syphon it off to SD. You just have to look at USC to know he has no fucks to give.

Charver games in charge; 8 points, 10 goals scored, 15 against, -5 goal difference. Reverse fixtures 14/15 Pardew for the same games; 7 points, 9 goals scored, 17 against, -8 goal difference. PROGRESS!!!

Not as bad as I thought he'd go at Abeid tbh. There's time yet, he's wetting his lips for that one tomorrow.

This is the problem, it's all well and good shrugging the shoulders and saying he won't last long in the job, but it'll be another season wasted until the next knacker comes in. With the options available this summer we need to get it right now.

Man ... I thought that was your post. The amount of abuse I was about to rain down on your skull. I swear. They should have a "fucking idiot" filter on FB to prevent you hhaving to read shit like this. Not good for the blood pressure. Surely a mackem or a WUM though.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/thousands-empty-newcastle-v-man-utd-seats-due-mike-ashley-policy/ It'll cost you £77 if you want to watch tonight as a one off game. Loads of seats empty and Ashley won't sell unless you're a ST holder or a member, purely because it's Manyoo.

Harsh on Mike tbh He is the sole reason we follow a totally pointless football club these days. That's Ashley, he was being harsh on Mike...

Whatever it is, it'll be a hefty profit, meanwhile we have a threadbare squad lacking any sort of bite in numerous positions and a deckhand masquerading as a head coach. But you know what? Support the team, fund the regime, that's my mantra. Ashley will get his one day, the fat fuck can't outrun Karma forever.

13 points clear with 11 games to go, not mathematically safe but pretty much guaranteed now, I can't see the freak string of results it would need to drag us down happening. Now Carvdew just needs to prove why he shouldn't get the job permanently.

So glad I chose to work today by the sounds of it, much less painful dealing with dickhead customers!

3995. Call it 4 grand. I'll chip in the fiver to make it up to £4k I know a bloke who's got a broomhandle Mauser. I say just use the broom handle, slower, more painful. It's getting a bit dark right now isn't it? We're clearly going to get an authoritative knock on the front door in the morning

3995. Call it 4 grand. I'll chip in the fiver to make it up to £4k