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Just been looking at the updates and voting system on the Forza IOS app and it has 61% having faith in Pardew as manager, that's a lot of mongs!

I think the widely agreed "easy start" might do us a favour, cue the "there's no such thing as an easy game in the premiership" following a dismal start to the season and he'll soon be sweating. The City game will hopefully be the usual embarrassment and put him on the defensive and we know how it goes from there. His only hope is one of the new non-Pardewed players hits the ground at 100mph.

Right!! Who's up for a kickstarter to get the compo money for Pardew to Palace?

£36m bench and £4.95 on the pitch, sounds about right for the king. Ashley must be so happy he spent all that cash!

Didn't read the article but he's surely just a kid? Spoilt little shit spits dummy shocker! Tbf he has no connections with the club, can't blame him. Why would anyone choose to support this club right now? If it wasn't in your DNA, your blood wasn't black and white, if it was just a game to you, would you choose to support NUFC? He's a fan not a supporter, just more proof of how far we've fallen under this clusterfuck of a regime.

Nothing but an annihilation on the cards here, same problems as last season ie Pardew. He just can't impose himself or a team on a match. Damage limitation from the off which will result in the usual capitulation.

Best. Thread. Ever!

Guessing that they'll try to tie it in with flogging the second half as Xmas presents? Not that it matters anyway, won't be getting one for a while yet. Maybe it's to allow people to buy just for Pardews remaining games?

http://sportingpreview.com/football2014-15/2014018.php Amazing.

If he goes before Pardew I'll lose all faith in humanity!

Champions League, you're having a laugh!!

Thats amazing drivel, even for Pardew, he's outdone himself with those quotes. Of course once the season starts or they've sold enough season tickets it'll be back to "can't compete" "mighty West Ham" "Leeds/Portsmouth" "sovereign states" bullshizz again.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/491909/Ambitious-Alan-Pardew-wants-Newcastle-to-target-Champions-League-glory

Elliott's target weight was 30st tbf, the fat, mouth breathing pile of shit.

Fair play to bimpy.

Still miss the great man, what he did for this club, what he brought to the game and most of all his passion. It must have been heartbreaking for him that in his final days we were getting relegated, I can only hope that wherever he is he saw us come back with a vengeance in the championship.

Does anyone know how to get hold of Bimpy? I'm gutted he's gone, one of the few I've never not seen eye to eye with. Big loss to the forum that

They still have another parachute payment of 7m due soon and a tribunal payment for Ince, I think the Oystons will do a runner with what's left when that money comes in. The supporters had a protest on our seafront this weekend, funny s***, but can't help but feel sorry for them. You living in Blackpool? Only just read this, sorry, yes unfortunately I am. The protest was on the aptly named "Comedy Carpet"

They still have another parachute payment of 7m due soon and a tribunal payment for Ince, I think the Oystons will do a runner with what's left when that money comes in. The supporters had a protest on our seafront this weekend, funny s***, but can't help but feel sorry for them. You living in Blackpool? Only just read this, sorry, yes unfortunately I am.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5779415/Alan-Pardew-insists-Mike-Ashley-has-proven-critics-wrong.html Dread to think what's on there. Our media partner Firmly in the fat bastards pocket if they truly believe he's "splashed the cash" the only thing he knows how to splash is copious amounts of gravy on his cornflakes. Of course when the figures are quoted it won't be a matter of transfer fees, it'll be every penny each player will cost is over their entire contract.

I feel the same KI without the community on here I think I'd be paying much less interest, I'm holding you all at fault for my pain!

It's a sad state of affairs when we produce more passion in our hatred to Pards and Ashley than we do towards the football on display, such is the arena they have created.

I will as well of course, but it will be with a certain amount of detachment. In a way it will be good because win or lose will matter less. If we win great, if we lose Pardew loses double. But it's a crap way to watch the game without being fired up. I've got to a point where I'm just numb about it now, win/lose/draw usually just gets a shrug these days, project dissemination of expectation dampening and passion purging in full swing. That's just as sad as the football on display for me.

http://www.transfermarkt.com/pierre-emerick-aubameyang/leistungsdaten/spieler/58864/saison/2013 Looks like he had a dry spell after 15.feb. Maybe why Dortmund want rid?? What do you mean? You're allowed to change strikers when they stop scoring?!? Someone needs to tell someone about this!

I'll no doubt end up watching more than a few matches, not at the ground though, it's been a while since I've been with living so far away. But I won't be religiously following as I used to, just seeing that smug faced prick on the sidelines is enough to ruin a weekend, life's too short to allow him the pleasure of ruining those days... That's the intention. Once he's gone I'll take a closer interest but no doubt I will get dragged in like I do every season and start raging about his soundbites What can I say I'm a martyr to the cause.